Okay but why did I think this was Haaland for a sec
BREAKING:
5 hospitals have been closed for quarantines in Siberia due to a possible plague outbreak.
The 28-year-old lab technician Darya Shipilova, died yesterday after breaking a test tube with live Yersinia pestis the Irkutsk Anti-Plague Institute on September 25th while handling samples.
A mask mandate has now been introduced at the huge aluminum plant in Irkutsk.
Some U.S. politicians are now calling for commercial air travel to and from Russia to be stopped until the situation is clarified.
This first symptoms of pneumonic plague typically start about 4 to 7 days after exposure. 200 people are under observation.
So Liam, you now invite mentally unstable guys on your pod, the man you’re talking to has been sectioned more than seven times 🤣
You’ve hit a new low.
Somaliland is being destroyed from within.
The House of Representatives of the Republic of #Somaliland was formally presented with a parliamentary committee report detailing major structural amendments to the Somaliland Citizenship Law (Law No. 22/2002).
The proposed legislation expands the existing law from a brief 14-article framework into a comprehensive 46-article statute—adding 32 new legal clauses, according to the Chairman of the House Committee on Internal Affairs.
Key statutory amendments proposed in the bill include:
𝟏) 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬: Children born to Somaliland mothers married to foreign nationals will automatically qualify for Somaliland citizenship (a right explicitly restricted under the existing statute).
𝟐) 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐛𝐲 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐠𝐞: Establishing formal legal pathways for foreign spouses to acquire Somaliland nationality through marriage.
𝟑) 𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐄𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐧𝐬: The newly proposed amendment allows individuals born in Somaliland to run for national elected office up to the Presidency.
𝟒) 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬: Stripping national citizenship from individuals convicted of terrorism or treason.
𝟓) 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐔𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞: Shifting the ancestral residency requirement for automatic citizenship from those resident in 1960 or earlier to individuals residing in Somaliland prior to 1990, subject to strict verification protocols.
𝟔) 𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: Granting executive authority to the President to confer honorary citizenship.
𝟕) 𝐂𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐛𝐲 𝐈𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭: Creating a pathway for foreign individuals making significant economic investments in Somaliland.
It's giving Air India vibes 😹
Somalia’s national airline is expected to start flying next month, resuming a service that has been grounded since the Horn of Africa country descended into civil war in 1991 bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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“I emailed United Healthcare’s leadership posing as an investor managing $58 billion. Unlike my other experiences with the company, I was contacted back in 1 hour.”
— Luigi Mangione
This lause turned off the comment section. It's good that he knows he's hated. 🤣
On behalf of KAAH Party, I strongly condemn Iran’s attack on UAE's commercial vessels. Such illegal actions threaten the safety of maritime navigation and regional stability.
We stand in solidarity with the UAE, a reliable and valued partner of Somaliland, in the face of this Iranian aggression. We reaffirm our commitment toward enduring partnership, peace, security, and shared prosperity in the region.




























