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650 | @salamandraxg | SSF, Hella Local | Always Outdoors | Formerly @StanfordDoerr

South San Francisco, CA
Joined October 2016
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this $6 stress ball was worth it
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kaitlyn chen if she doesn’t perform today
Just got laid off while dressed as a fucking hotdog
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wow, i sure do love watching basketball (im going to fucking kill myself)
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there literally aren't words other than this
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I’m never ever drinking again until later this evening
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“what are you going to be for halloween?” stressed.
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taking a shot for every missed layup tomorrow please keep 911 on speed dial for me
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My parents are letting me stay up early to watch the WNBA finals
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refs biased, commentators biased. still we rise! see u in california 😹
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I don’t think I’ve ever heard a more bias announcing team than the peacock duo they have for the Valkyries Dream series #wnbafinals
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ZANDALASINI VALKYRIE OF THE GAME
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Huge day for fans of Bay Area sports
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Some of San Francisco’s most iconic landmarks turned purple on Friday evening to show support for the Golden State Valkyries ahead of their WNBA Finals debut. STORY: kron4.com/news/bay-area/sf-l…
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Charizard is a tight end or a nickel. Folks gotta stop putting him at WR
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Bay Area sports back to the championship level
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#49ers Mike Evans (ribs) WILL play today vs Denver with a protective covering over his fractured ribs, per @JayGlazer
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A group of workers sees itself reflected in the murals of the Palacio de Cortés, Morelos, México.
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unfortunately it's true that any idiot can get a master's degree
my psychiatrist: "so I just want to acknowledge before, when you said you were doing nothing with your life - you just earned a master's degree 3 months ago" me: "yeah but any idiot can get a master's degree" my psychiatrist (sighing): "no."
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