((inactive as of july 2026))

London, England
Joined July 2010
it’s not good news… it’s great news 🙅🏼‍♂️
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this is how long i’ve loved ‘not such an innocent girl’ by victoria beckham for
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Mrs. Montgomery, flip it around…
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just made a breakfast tea for gloria estefan
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what gaga’s gonna see of the outfit i’ve spent days stressing over #MayhemBallLondon
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scanned a document with my phone today
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it’s called ben cooper
what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing
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uber driver playing soldier by destiny’s child WOW 5 STARS
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when i ask my scouse friend what cheryl’s last number one single was
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just watched #materialists and now i’m listening to my hopeless romantic playlist on the bus
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leeds festival done ✔️
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tandi iman dupree:
just fell out my loft
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revenge thirst
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my bitter ass watching two people who have never met fall in love #LoveIsBlindUK
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steve i’m pregnant
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telling everyone i headlined brighton pride
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now why do i know the genovian national better than my own
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me stirring this fucking risotto
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wowed myself with my husbandly skills
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took a video of rod stewart singing ‘sailing’ to send to my grandad in memory of my nanna and just realised someone’s waving a MILF flag all the way through #Glastonbury
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me really enjoying the tennis while still not understanding the scoring system #Wimbledon
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