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ambie

@xburrx

still trying to find the perfect cereal-to-milk ratio

 She/Her
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Joined February 2012
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Trying to chase the same high as that Pokémon Go summer
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I can't imagine a worse fate than being born to a Mormon family
Monroe (@Monroe1659842) profile pictureMonroe
@Monroe1659842Nov 5
The ultimate Diet Coke roulette game! Pure suspense close calls and a massive carbonation explosion right to the face.
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Snap tu désactives une notif qui te casse les couilles ils t’en inventent une nouvelle pour continuer l’harcelement
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remx@biigremNov 6
Health insurance is great bc you pay a lot of money each month for nothing, and then if something happens to you, you end up paying a lot more.
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Loh✨@dimitroirNov 6
Ava: “Black?” Zach: “It's actually pronounced: Zach, You must be Ava”💀
arty (@arturiot) profile picturearty@arturiotNov 5
pra mim um dos melhores diálogos de série dos últimos tempos é - hiiii - bet you are
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arty@arturiotNov 5
sério
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just had dinner at blexas roadhouse. we ate gender affirming rolls. the birthday song is now a drag performance?
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55 PRONOUNS 55 ABORTIONS 55 TRANSITIONS
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I feel amazing after Election Day. Truly a historic day. I can’t wait for the Baltimore Ravens to kill that vibe tomorrow.
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Keith@nagy_minajNov 4
Dems are reclaiming Navy Yard
Michelle Del Rey 🍋 (@meeshdelrey) profile pictureMichelle Del Rey 🍋@meeshdelreyNov 4
The DC dating pool is about to get a seismic shake up
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Meg@megannn_lynneNov 4
this is how last night felt
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y'all better grow a fucking spine this time
House Democrats (@HouseDemocrats) profile pictureHouse Democrats
@HouseDemocratsNov 4
Let's get to work.
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FIRST TIME JOYSCROLLING ON TWITTER
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Tonight was for her.
Image from ‹ JOHNNY / BOY › (@ManicMostLikely)
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she's from blexas i can tell by the way she's libbing round the room
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This is the greatest video ever.
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Why is Instagram now threatening us to watch stories before they expire 😭😭😭😭
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Libbing out on election night is like one of the best feelings ever
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i wish i could’ve experienced obama getting elected as an adult
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UPDATE: Woke 2.0 is BACK
Image from Scott Colom Stan (@BeshearStan)
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Image from one dozen rats at a keyboard (@PanasonicDX4500)
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