zelda | 22 | transmasc lesbian | he/him | mixed/white (mexican) | my damn lil nerd @100reflowering
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wait i missed it what’s her name
Extraterrestrial Satellite Communication | Ellen
"Thanks for requesting me. Ellen Joe, subpar employee of Victoria Housekeeping, at your service. You need me to make omurice, cast a deliciousness spell on your coffee, or... clean out some pests? ...You aren't actually gonna order the first two, are you?"
Diligently slacking off, punctually late... Today is just another day of this working gal getting defeated by her alarm clock!
Despite having to do holiday homework even in another world, and frequently falling asleep standing up despite being the tour group's bodyguard...
But please, whatever you do, don't mess with her. Aside from that languid tail, she's also got razor-sharp shark teeth.
bro yesterday i explained to jpeg that my first car/current car are named mimi bc the first one was black so it reminded me of the night/from spanish mimir for sleeping and i got mimi. and jpeg said “well now ur first car is permanently sleeping” bc it got totaled. Block Now.
i really wanted the lugia from the 30th anniversary but it’s over 200 dollars raw and a customer came in with the chinese version to sell so it’s way cheaper
bruh my mom loves jpeg so much almost every time they visit she makes them banana bread bc the first time jpeg visited, she made some as a gift #WeAreFamilia
