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fushiita ; gego ; sasunaru !! a veces actualizo mis aus a veces no (muchas veces no) | esp/eng

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Joined February 2022
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#fushiita au!! 🐣 dónde Yuji y Megumi son asignados para el último proyecto del semestre: cuidar un huevito. aunque realmente ninguno de los dos está muy contento con la idea...
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geto making out with his bestfriend in the car after a party, everytime gojo tries to pull away geto forces him back onto geto's lap. gojo's boyfriend could literally come out any moment but geto could care less, hes always wanted them to break up anyways
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please be nice to him he was born yesterday
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problematic ass size gap megumi and yuuji
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A este paso sólo veo dos opciones para navidad: 1. Jesús baja 2. Nosotros subimos.
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biggest lie a man ever told me 🧸: i’ve grown older since then…so… 🧸: it might not be pretty like it was back then 2021 and 2026
[260917] weverse dm 🧸💬 🧸 ah i feel like i need to cut my hair a bit 🧸 i can’t see anything in front of me 🧸 huh…? 🧸 you’re saying don’t cut it? hahahahaha 🧸 i’ll think over it 🤔 🧸 (cute tone) the weather is pretty cool right now too 🧸 but you know that phase that people call the ‘awkward length’ (?) 🧸 hair that’s at an ambiguous length where it’s neither 🧸 it’s really very hard to move past that phase 🧸 if i don’t need to perform, i think i’ll just let it grow 🧸 but should i say that…i kinda don’t want to perform with that ambiguous length 🧸 but!!!!!! (cute tone) i’ll think over it 🧸 because you’re saying you want to see it 🧸 did you like me back when i had long hair? 🧸 oho 🧸 you do need to see me with that hair once then 🧸 let’s see first…!! 🧸 i’ve grown older since then…so… 🧸 it might not be pretty like it was back then…hehe
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Jour 4 sans AO3: ma coloc et moi avons dvpé un jeu où on doit deviner à quel tag l'autre pense avec des questions telles que "est-ce que ça implique des fluides corporels?" ou "est-ce que sous la torture t'avouerais à ta mère que tu lis ça?"
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its called misogyny
Why do we call a coward a pussy but we say that a brave person has balls
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Hoy declararon alerta mundial por guerra nuclear, por la tarde voy a la universidad
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No importa si es mina, tipo, extraterrestre. Si la nena/nene no tiene vinculo NO PUEDE CONOCERLX EN LA PUERTA DE LA ESCUELA. Cuiden a las infancias
panchonas pero estan divorciadas con custodia compartida
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La próxima vez que vuelva a escuchar el término “el voto femenino” arranco cabezas. No somos un voto residual, somos la mitad de la población.
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neta tantos francotiradores y ni UNO!!!!! NI UNO atora a darle 2 3 tiros mortales a donal trompetas
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“aiming to become the next global breakthrough artist” -> “the band has become one of k-pop’s leading global acts” and lets ALWAYS put that type of respect on txt’s name
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retrasos unidos bombardeando a Irán, y cuando Irán se defienda van a salir a ladrar haciéndose las víctimas, qué asco que el mundo no tenga paz por culpa de un cerdo pédofilo que es la perrita faldera de un genocida
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average str8 man when you tell him he can’t joke about nazis, israel, racism, homophobia, sexism and misogyny
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i love my bamtori life
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bored married gojo constantly asking his next door neighbour's son, young college student geto for help in their lawn while wearing the most erotic outfits. constantly bending down in front of him without shame, touching geto's biceps and acting innocent even though
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The strawhats protect kids btw
The Mark of a Good Crew 🇺🇸
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Recuerdo que una vez me pelee con una army y le dije "tus favs aun no se han disculpado" y esta soltó "prefiero que me demuestren sus disculpas con acciones y no con palabras vacias para salvar su reputacion" MIRA AMIGA COMO DEMUESTRAN SUS DISCULPAS CON OTRA FOTO CON UN ABUSADOR
ellos coleccionan fotos con abusadores como si fueran gemas del infinito dan asco #btsdisband
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"Tercera Guerra Mundial" no voy a dejar que Estados Unidos e Israel me maten, no me voy a dejar humillar de esa manera. Yo misma voy a suicidarme ya mismo
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