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Joined September 2016
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I’m a print pattern and graphic designer. Check out my shop, you’ll definitely see something you want. contrado.co.uk/stores/eniyan…
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this is so embarrassing and gross omg imagine your 12 year old daughter telling you not to date a young 19 year old girl and rightfully calling you old like
Penelope wants Scott to date someone who isn’t 19 years old. She says she doesn’t want another big sister, she wants another mom. Penelope is a mini Kourtney and it shows. This is the most I’ve ever heard her talk! 😭😂
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GOOD DAY, MR PRESIDENT: NIGERIANS DESERVE ACCOUNTABILITY Good day, Mr President. I congratulate you on spending a night in one of Nigeria’s states outside Lagos and Abuja. I hope you enjoyed the warmth, hospitality, and delicious cuisine of Akwa Ibom, which I am sure is even better than those of the destinations where you have spent over 260 days outside Nigeria since coming into office. I sincerely hope this visit will inspire you to travel to the remaining 33 states of the federation, spend time with the people and, more importantly, explain what your administration has done with the ₦15.8 trillion saved from the removal of fuel subsidy, the over $100 billion you have borrowed, the increased revenues accruing to the government from taxing Nigerians, and the additional government revenues which your administration celebrated last year as having surpassed its target. Nigerians deserve to know how many that were pulled out of poverty within this period, how many out-of-school children were returned to school, and how many functional primary healthcare centres you have built. They also deserve to know how much electricity supply has improved, especially given your promise that if you do not fix power, Nigerians should not vote for you. They deserve an explanation of how you have secured the country, which still ranks among the most terrorised countries in the world. Mr President, Nigerians deserve answers. They deserve to know what has been done with the resources entrusted to your government. The New Nigeria we want to build will be based on accountability, transparency, and the physical, measurable impact of our public resources on the lives of citizens. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO
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No electricity in a heat wave where people are predicted to die and that’s who you call your hero?
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I first saw this Tiktok and thought „ahah yea what a funny exaggeration but obviously not a real thing that happened“. Then I saw the real clip 😐
THROWBACK: Zohran Mamdani says he'll "stay in New York City" rather than go on a first foreign trip, while others say they'll go to Israel. Mamdani also promised to "meet Jewish New Yorkers at their synagogues, temples, or at their subway stations."
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This bro was keeping a list of annoying shit for years and he's tackling the list, one by one as a Mayor.😹😹😹
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Sanwo-olu is turning a school compound into a residential estate.
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FABRIC PRINTING GLOBAL Will 'print' your design, coloured and arrange motifs however they feel like. Cut up the fabric, ignore you for 3 weeks when you ask for partial refund until legal action is taken and accept absolutely zero responsibility for an order that they botched.
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In their reply to my lawyers, they said they’re under no contractual obligation to deliver the fabric in a continuous roll of 20 yards as ordered looooooool and then didn’t address any of the issues with my order.
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Kentucky city official doesn't like the sound of data center that resident presents to him...
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Wait for it…
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Every day, my faith in the youths of Nigeria continues to grow stronger. Lord, what a time to be alive!!!
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El emotivo tráiler de DRAWQUARIUM: Un juego indie de arte donde dibujas y crías a los peces que nacieron de tu imaginación.
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Replying to @twinkpummeler
I think putting this on the chatbot really downplay the social murder aspect. She was laid off, needed another job to not be deported&the medication was affecting job interview performance. State and economic pressures are responsible for her death.
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the nastiest assassination ive ever seen wow
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which kind country be this naa 😭😭😭😭😭
Dear @inecnigeria can you explain why you have AI Generated images on the INEC Register in polling units in Ward 11, Etsako West LG, Edo State. We want explanation. Who infused AI generated images in the register? who did the capturing? Who collected their pvcs if they have been collected? We want answers!!!!! @PeterObi @AishaYesufu @mrUmanu_Elijah @ARISEtv @channelstv @CNN @BBCWorld @AmnestyNigeria @YIAGA @ace_democracy
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Nbl
“Seyi’s Father must go! Even if it’s not Obi, even if it’s you, let’s put you! But Seyi’s father should go” 😭😭
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If you were to tell a 1980s marketing major about this, they'd probably have to sit down with their face in their hands for a minute
this is the best breakdown I’ve seen of the dark arts behind Block Blast!, the most downloaded mobile game in the world last year intentionally making players lose to optimize which ads they see, the sophistication behind such a “simple” game is stunning.
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Here is the video proof, fresh device, directly from the store, video quality is kinda bad, sorry
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Korra deadass died fighting the Rumbling
this was revealed at the seven havens NYCC panel and they said that it's a skeleton. a skeleton of WHAT bro holy shit 😭😭
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