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Michael John

@xomichaeljohn

Big Gay Silly (comedian actor sober menace) 😈

 New York, USA
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Joined January 2009
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Good head, bad memory. GREAT SHOW!—BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND 😈 3x sold-out in NYC! 2x sold-out in Philly! My critically acclaimed, audience fave EdFringe hit hour is back at @thePITnyc on 11/15 and we are giving LOTS of THANKS and zero fucks xomichaeljohn.com tix come hang
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matt@inlanddernpireApr 1
77 degrees . Bed Stuy is Rio. Bushwick is Marseilles. Ridgewood is Thessaloniki
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The @Defunctland HQ rn:
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@DiscussingFilmMar 30
The Olaf animatronic at Disney Adventure World has had its first public malfunction. (Source: magictourclub/TikTok)
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Soooo i’m gonna nut
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@BuzzingPopMar 26
Hudson Williams and Dylan O’Brien to star in Sofia Banzhaf's thriller ‘Apparatus’. It follows struggling ride-share driver Tyler, who believes his luck has turned after charismatic entrepreneur JP lures him in with a dream opportunity — only to be pulled into a violent downward spiral. Shooting to begin in Toronto on March 30. (via Hollywood North Buzz & Production Weekly)
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If your car alarm goes off for more than 2 minutes, it should automatically explode
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@LevineJonathanMar 19
Hey @NYCMayor — what does your wife mean by "fgts" here?
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@vivfordMar 18
I accidentally moved into The Crypto Castle with crypto bros in 2015. Bitcoin was $250. I lived there for four years. We turned it into a comedy series. Watch it on YouTube: youtu.be/d8ymJhclFRE
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Sameer@oosafarnamaMar 17
Acting on your creative ideas is a form of self-love. It’s how you prove to yourself that your vision has value, and your inner world deserves a place in reality. It says: “I see something inside me worth bringing into the world.” Not someday. Not when it’s perfect. Now.
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happy st. patrick’s day! 🍀🇮🇪
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@jessesingalMar 16
One Battle After Another and Eddington, which were both great (I actually liked Eddington more) broke a lot of internet-melted brains by not winking at the camera and being like "And that's why *that* is the good ideology" thing
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The Cinéprism
@TheCineprismMar 16
One masterpiece after another.
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david ehrlich@davidehrlichMar 16
hard to complain about the Oscars too much when the best movie of the year wins Best Picture.
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david ehrlich@davidehrlichMar 16
congrats to PTA but this is clearly a make-up win for Boogie Nights and Magnolia and Punch-Drunk Love and There Will Be Blood and The Master and Inherent Vice and Phantom Thread and Licorice Pizza and probably also some of those Haim videos too why not
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Harry Styles Sebastian Manascalco sketch turning into Harry’s goonface reveal…
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jaime brooks@elite_gzMar 12
"party rock anthem" is a masterpiece and real heads knew it at the time
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I think people greatly underestimate how much stuff that "stands the test of time" is just pop culture from a previous generation lol. There's a possibility someone in 2056 will get nostalgic for LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem and bring it back and it will have "stood the test"
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@PopBaseMar 8
In honor of International Women’s Day, name your favorite quote by a woman.
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Sleigh Bells soundtracking the Serena Williams GLP-1 commercial…
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NYC in your 20s and early 30s basically.
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@Freyy_isMar 4
something about a person who is absolutely unhinged in regular life but completely locked in when it comes to their career is so endearing to me.
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1989, sweetie, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that a ugly ass bitch like this would even say that. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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@PopBaseFeb 23
‘The Life of A Showgirl’ becomes Taylor Swift’s second album to produce multiple #1 songs on the Billboard Hot 100, joining ‘1989.’
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Goon off with mama
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nc@ncontreras_Feb 16
this going viral makes me so happy bc I used to be obsessed with it and also it shows that gay guys will revive any random pop song that was in the top 40 in the uk
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