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retired therapist friend here to shitpost into the void on my alt 🫶🏾 No unsolicited DMs, ty!

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Joined January 2010
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DONALD TRUMP IS HOLDING AMERICANS HOSTAGE
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Mercury retrograde trying to get one last laugh
You're tellin me in 24 hrs, the NVidia CEO steps down in a spy scandal, all of Microsoft & Outlook goes down globally, a building collapses in NYC, a Tanker sinks a River cruise ship in New Orleans and now the FAA has grounded ALL flights across the country?! WTF is going on??
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I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.
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guys we need a plan if the internet ever goes out nationwide where should our meeting spot be
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just ate the fuck out of some toast. idk. does anyone else feel like they want to be seen but don’t really have anything to say
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It rocks that Doug Ford got caught doing Maple Watergate with taxpayer money and that's not even cracking his top 5 scandals this year.
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Happy Friyay the 13th darlings 💖
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The roles have reversed 😭
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La vie est tellement devenue sérieuse que je joue même plus aux Sims
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Leon Kennedy:
That Chinese spy is the baddest bitch of the year
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To translate this to normal speech, they fired a guy who past 20 years been manually deploying patches to prod and replaced him with AI. AI can't figure out the root password because it's written on sticky note below his desk. They're trying to locate the desk.
Replying to @MSFT365Status
We’ve monitored the status of the changes applied to improve serviceability and confirmed they're not taking as expected. We’re identifying alternate workstreams that can be applied to increase capacity in the face of sustained traffic management imbalances. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as msft.it/6013xBHsf if the admin center is not available to you.
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Tinky Winky hates the system too
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how this venus & mercury rx had me
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A Brooklyn building collapse has spotlighted how gentrification and inequality can push Black and Latino residents toward fewer safe, affordable housing options—and raised questions about inspections and landlord accountability. 🆃🅶🅹
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Carl Sagan warned us about this decades ago.
😳😳 I am afraid this man is absolutely right and there is a huge problem coming our way. 😱
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I love banishing people from my realm. you displeased me for the last time.
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