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u either know me or die ns

Joined December 2023
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New me xx 🥂
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THIS IS Major depressive disorder, recurrent, severe BITCH!!! We clown in this muthafucka better take yo sensitive ass back to generalized anxiety
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You know Neymar is somewhere sick to his stomach right now. Probably from the alcohol but also the election results.
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I woke up before my alarm today and genuinely caught it ringing silently 😭
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I HATE YOU @Apple STOP SLOWING MY PHONE DOWN IM NOT BUYING A NEW PHONE OR A NEW IPAD SO STOP SLOWING THIS SHIT DOWN. IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU I SWEAR TO GOD BRUH AND IM NEVER BUYING AN APPLE WATCH.
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Never seen someone laugh dick first
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banana fall on you
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Everything pisses me off while we losing like wtf is snapdragon man 😭
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“Quick easy 10-minute recipe” and then it’s 45 minutes of prep time ☹️
16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
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They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful
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Wh___ p_____ b_ l___
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ts so hard, i love being black nbl.
i love the black americans/africans tiktok edit i been seeing lately.
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this song just clicked in a major way
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i said im able to work under pressure, not die for your company
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Hiya yeah so - why did you steal my identity for something I 100% did not consent to? 🥴
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apple alarm will deadass make u lose ya job bro
there needs to be a lawsuit against apple for their shitty ass alarm. if i set my shit for 6:00am why am i not hearing it go off at 6:00am?????
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What do u even wear to a con when ur not cosplaying 😭
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Congratulations to the lucky African country who will be announced today as the winner!
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