People are talking about "womanly duties" and "how hard is it to have sex with your husband?"
But imagine having this man's body, shifting back and fourth into you, rutting like an animal; ticking and sweating on top of you while blowing chunks of pungent yellowed cum into your Mizrahi womb. Only for you to have a moment of clarity and go: "Wait, Sex with Ethan Klein is terrible!"
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EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP:
Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking
Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago
Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF
Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?




























