gtm @simpleailab distribution, AI, startups + whatever i can’t stop thinking about ex-Google · San Francisco

San Francisco, CA
Joined September 2025
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i’m 32. founder + marketer in the bay area building bloomberry looking to meet more founders, marketers and builders working on cool shit in ai
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ive never won one of these and i think we all know thats bullshit nominate me for growth thanks cosign.co/awards/growth
Introducing the Cosign Awards: the people, companies, and products that were the most impactful in 2026. Nominate and vote now: cosign.co/awards
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i was a stoner in high school. i had a 7% in pre-calculus. seeing you kids on here building things and making shit happen really makes me happy you’re eons ahead of where i was at your age and i’m absolutely rooting for you
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i just wanna ball with my bros
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if you can’t make a decision in like a split second we cannot hang out
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Back from my relaxing vacation. I run my personal website on php v7.0 with a CA cert from eMuhdra on firecracker I last updated about a month ago. Anything I should check in on now that i'm back?
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back in the south bay where life is good
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step aside roman empire i need to know how alexander the great beat darius iii
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thanks i fucking hate it
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walk with me claude
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who the fuck is gonna teach me to play bagpipes in san francisco
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every morning i bow before our founders and offer a sacrifice sometimes it’s a small animal sometimes it’s a member of the sales team whatever the pipeline demands
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have a good fucking cry everyone
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i get to see my family today :))
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sober boy sweat
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i broke my sobriety this weekend. back to day 1 today, but still proud of those 45 days. thanks everyone for supporting me
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i love waking up at 4:45 knowing i get 15 more minutes to stay snuggly wuggly
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i hug my loved ones extra tight and breathe them in i want to feel them long after i leave
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some ad concepts we’re working on
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rip to these ads, they were too beautiful for this world (they were ugly)
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train home
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