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I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re gay

Driving in Atlanta has radicalized me. Not against auto-dependency, as I expected. But against a certain demographic of driver, one common to the area. I won’t say which kind. Just know that a Chrysler 300 almost cut my life short three times today

LeBron interacts with white people in a way where you can tell he’s always been very highly valued at his job

Halloween 2024, when I went as Little Edie but was taken for Sexy Ilhan Omar by most

Being at your parents’ house and having to work with clothes from every phase of your life is the only true test of a good dresser. Do it right and you’re giving Abercrombie retrospective at the Met. Do it wrong and you’re giving Lizzie McGuire with early-onset Alzheimer’s

Think the dollar slice was enough food on the stomach for 12 fluid ounces of Stud

So odd it’s faultless. Like me and my friend Sarah

Almost swung on my boyfriend because he said he used to play Madden on the Wii. Like. What I tell you about saying stupid shit in public. Go to the car

(To my college friends I’m seeing for the first time in years) Aw. Remember when we were fucking crazy. When we should’ve died just to learn our lesson? Remember that? (The one homeowner in the group approaching with what looks like a quadruple gin soda) Rachel F. got big as hell

Video so boring he died

He needs me

Tried to post this on my story last night but everyone who was drinking slower than me kept asking if I wanted them to watch my phone

Arriving at the dating app launch married to a man I met in person

They killed him for this

While Stephanie Wambugu watches

(To the cat whom I’ve been tasked with watching) ‘Sup. I’m your mom’s stud friend

Oh. He gripping that waist