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Joined July 2013
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Me when Dracula starts biting people
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Replying to @BestBuySupport
@BestBuySupport the fuck is wrong with you guys
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Replying to @AMCTheatres
@AMCTheatres put a theater in Lexington KY and I'll be an A-Lister again
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ARES! GIVE THIS MAN A HEAT STROKE, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
Trump: By the way, on July 4th, it’s going to be approximately 107 degrees out, and I’m gonna go and I’m gonna make a really long speech just to show that I can do anything.
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Replying to @FedExHelp
@FedExHelp absolutely useless customer service. if I ask to speak with a human, put me through to a fucking human
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he's just like us
Elon Musk says he has less than $850 million in cash, 0.1% of his net worth.
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they can't keep me down
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yeah @netflix not gonna lie, y'all are kinda crazy selling this for $80 on your shop. scalper prices for the most 3D printed popcorn bucket I've ever collected is pretty unfortunate. absolutely loved the movie but this is not it
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you're going as a child molester for Halloween?
I'm going as a child molester Can I borrow some of your clothes, I already got the wig
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this movie does not belong on Netflix (complimentary). it belongs in every theater and hopefully on every DVD shelf of those who enjoy movies. I'm incredibly lucky I got to see this in theaters. a strong contender for my favorite movie of 2025 and easily my favorite from @RealGDT
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breaking out of Twitter jail for telling the minions to kill themselves
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$9 tf is wrong with y'all @DairyQueen girl fuck you guys
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before vs after checking the date this was posted
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*12 hour Twitter suspension* Twitter, 12 hours later: "alright man you served your sentence, your account has been restored to full functionality" *any tweet reply gets posted as a normal tweet* w social media
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here's my cat, Goose
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please take NetherRealm away from WB
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Replying to @TeamYouTube
@TeamYouTube there's a glitch with YouTube where it automatically stops playing videos and closes them out after having my phone locked for a few minutes. I have YouTube premium, is that not one of the perks of the premium subscription?
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