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✍🏼 coin-operated thought machine 📸 🐕 (he/him) 🌱 [email protected]

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined April 2009
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you: let’s get this bread j.d. salinger, an intellectual: let’s catch this rye
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Selling 2x tickets to Dur-Dur Band International at Jazz Cafe in London tonight, £30 each, DM! 🎸
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Horrendous typo spotted on this @MercedesBenzUK tv ad 😳 “there is offers” — is there?
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the “they had a happy life” argument as a justification for prematurely ending it will never make sense to me
ppl truly believe “but they were happy before we killed them” is moral justification for causing unnecessary harm. Consumers soothe themselves over funding premeditated violence by convincing themselves it’s ok so long as the victims were ‘happy’ before that violence is inflicted
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Replying to @ThreeUK
@ThreeUK @ThreeUKSupport in July, Three apologised and failed to process my bill due to a “processing error” (not my fault) which you acknowledged in November. Despite this, you incorrectly reported arrears for three months to credit reference agencies. (1/3)
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The bill was just automatically added to my November bill and has been fully paid. The funny thing is I’m applying for a mortgage right now and due to move at the end of January. Obviously, as a result of this, my applications are getting denied left right and centre (2/3
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I was advised that my query has been closed with absolutely no additional context. I phoned up and they advised it’s getting sorted but I NEED this in writing in order to successfully apply for a mortgage. They were unable to help and just tried to sell me products instead. HELP.
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not even trying to hide what they’re putting in our food 😳
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Stomach-turning video reveals how plant-based Thanksgiving turkey is made trib.al/Vf58lU7
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swapped a slow/clunky/expensive third-party gmail app with a dedicated email space in @browsercompany (arc)—so simple, so cool
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kebab shop: yeah we have vegan options
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really hoping for someone sound to take over the best pub in glasgow
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all u need 🐕 🍕 🍻 👯‍♀️
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can safely say that, as a cis woman, i have never ever felt threatened by or unsafe around a trans women. i do, however, feel unsafe around men most days! hope this helps :)
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a scotland WHAT?
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i can not believe it is 2023 and i live in one of the supposed richest countries in the world and i am having to ration the medication that i need to function because there’s a national shortage which means i’m probably going to run out soon
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i know for a fact blade’s the perfect dog because he looks just like the dog emoji 🐕
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great scottish run was a success ✨
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southside sunday stroll with the ricoh 📷
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all these cleaning product ads talking about “soap scum” — feels kinda mean, no?
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