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Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined May 2013
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Chelsea fan 😂
Football has become boring to watch and it's entirely because of teams like Arsenal and Arteta.
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Wild take: I enjoy watching Arsenal defend, I enjoy when my striker sprinting to defend on 89th minute, I enjoy my midfielder celebrate a clearance, I enjoy this organized unit and most importantly I enjoy watching my team win.
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Liam Delap this masterclass will not be forgotten
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The really funny thing about City fans dressing as bananas in a weird show of defiance about their club being found guilty of the biggest cheating scandal English football has seen, is when they lose they are filmed standing there looking really angry while dressed as bananas.
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Nah havertz I think it's time bro.... I love you but man.....
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Genuine all-timer tweet. I’ll be quoting this every few weeks just to remind myself how funny the buildup and fallout of this match was.
“This is the year we win at Anfield if we’re serious” and the attack lining up at the Kop will be Madueke, Eze, Havertz. Respect our fortress
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الأنترنت لا ينسى 🤣 theguardian.com/football/201…
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tried to warn everyone 🌍
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Rip but I'm sorry you can't blame the GK and call him a murderer etc.its football. Yes it's reckless and a red card but he obviously never tried to kill him
Terrible news from Spain: Tenerife player Jesus de Miguel has sadly passed away. The striker has could not overcome the serious consequences of the incident suffered during the match against FC Andorra. A devastating loss for Tenerife and whole football world. Prayers and thoughtd go out to his family, friends, teammates, and everyone at CD Tenerife during this difficult time. Rest in peace. 🕊️
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20 appearances in 9 games is impressive though
My disastrous signing vs your alternative😭
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You have a 500m attack that can't get a shot on target 😂
Give Tony Pulis the 1.4 billion Arteta has spent and he could do the same as him. Diabolical football.
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With a 500m attack at home btw. And people are saying we were the ones meant to entertain 🤣
We lost to a Tzolis Havertz Madueke front 3
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Glad this is coming from a rival. Rival fans constantly complaining about our football like you can just watch your team if you wanna be entertained so bad. We don't owe you shit
🚨 “YOU’VE SAT DOWN AT 4:30 ON A SUNDAY… AND GONE, ‘ENTERTAIN ME.’ WHO ARE YOU? THE SULTAN OF BRUNEI?!” #AFC #Arsenal #Gunners #LFC #Liverpool #Reds
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Replying to @TouchlineX
There was zero contacts between Mac Allister and Madueke
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I want to hear nothing about noni btw. Been gargantuan for a while now
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Unlucky Brighton
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Shit competition anyway
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