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YOLO Crypto

@yolocrypto

Crypto is hella YOLO! Former TSA, Internet of Cars, encrypting pacemakers, now BITCOIN!!! #YOLO

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Joined March 2013
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Just got a sweet new job at the TSA. Check out these cool keys!
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Sup people Ron Revest just sent me a paper called "This destroyes the elliptic cruve cryptosystem. Checkmate motherfuckars!"
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You can't spell TRUST without RUST, so of course my #YOLO unit tests are inspired by Rust's. rustsec.org/advisories/RUSTS…
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Time to move to Australia! Just found my dream job and it's building backdoors into crypto. I've accidentally that so many times I must be a pro now zdnet.com/article/hasty-pjci…
Hasty PJCIS examination of encryption Bill produces rushed and contemptuous report - ZDNET

Hasty PJCIS examination of encryption Bill produces rushed and contemptuous report - ZDNET

The Australian Labor Party agrees to reverse the sensible order of creating legislation, and will pass encryption-busting Bill, before then reviewing its consequences.

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aww jeah the bitfi wallet gets my endorsement for being the most #YOLO nitter.gq/bitfi6/status/10250578…
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l33t password tkx @NutellaGlobal! Twitter said I needed a new password so now mine is “nutella” nitter.gq/NutellaGlobal/status/9…
Nutella (@NutellaGlobal) profile pictureNutella@NutellaGlobal3 May 2018
Today it's World Password Day: choose a word that's already in your heart. Like "Nutella", for example! #WorldPasswordDay #Nutella
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hell yeah boy BTC is for 10x 1337 hax0rz
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sup ninjas how do I buy this bitcoin shit? like credit card style yo. $17k is fuckin expensive but if it keeps going up my credit cards will pay themselves off know what I’m sayin’
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Sup y'all think I found a new career path
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who cares about provably secure when you can be probably secure? like probably, maybe
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Sup fools I just sent my TLS extension draft off to the IETF for review: mailarchive.ietf.org/arch/ms…
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Gonna level up my crypto skillz to some post-quantum shit. I'm on lots of isogenies right now #YOLO nitter.gq/hdevalence/status/8366…
henry 🌘 (@hdevalence) profile picturehenry 🌘@hdevalence28 Feb 2017
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Hit me up if you need some totes legit crypto for your cloud pacemakers, dawg. I'm a master of ECB mode #YOLO nitter.gq/built/status/836681106…
Matt Youell (@built) profile pictureMatt Youell@built28 Feb 2017
Looks like I picked the wrong day to put my pacemaker in the cloud.
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I wish dawg! I tried to get a job at Telegram slingin crypto but they wouldn't hire me because I'm too competent nitter.gq/tjhorner/status/828515…
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Sup dawgs, should I start upgrading all my stuff from MD5 to SHA1?
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nah bro, I have the best crypto and it's called crystalline nitter.gq/trumpchain/status/8026…
Trumpchain (@trumpchain) profile pictureTrumpchain@trumpchain26 Nov 2016
Everyone knows I have the best crypto. That's how I got elected President of the Blockchain nitter.gq/kennyog/status/8025846…
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Sweet someone wrote an article about my pacemaker code: nitter.gq/alt_kia/status/7909393…
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Yo dawgs, is there anything wrong with RSA-ECB mode with PKCS#1 padding? Asking for a friend
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Sup dawgs, just published the latest rev of my cool new TLS extension: gist.githubusercontent.com/a…
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dis is tha krew I roll wit. represent! #YOLO
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Ah screw it, let's just use our own S-boxes. #mcrypt #yolo sourceforge.net/p/mcrypt/bug…
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