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Often verklempt from the achievements of my parallel universe selves.

Washington, DC
Joined June 2007
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Don't trust this nut to make your medical decisions? Us neither. That's why CA, OR, and WA are teaming up to launch a new "West Coast Health Alliance" to provide evidence-based unified recommendations to our residents.
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DONNIE J. AND KaroLYIN’ LEAVITT WILL HAVE THEIR (LITTLE) HANDS “FULL” TODAY. WHOOPS. I, GAVIN CHRISTOPHER NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR (MANY SAY), WILL HOST THE GREATEST PRESS CONFERENCE OF ALL TIME. AFTER THAT — “THE MAPS” WILL SOON BE RELEASED. VERY MUCH ANTICIPATED. HISTORY MADE. THE GOP’S RIGGED GAME IS OVER!!!! THE PEOPLE RETAKE CONGRESS. YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA! LIBERATION DAY!!! THAT IS WHAT MANY ARE CALLING IT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN
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Cory Booker (D-NJ) voted against Bernie’s resolution to block sales of assault rifles to Israel. This year, Israeli soldiers killed a 14-year-old from New Jersey.
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Join us this Saturday, May 24, to celebrate the launch of the Exposed DC Photography Collection at @dcpl! We'll be at the Martin Luther King Jr Memorial Library on the 5th Floor & rooftop garden all day, rain or shine. Free, but registration is required: exposeddcpl.eventbrite.com
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#DarkWoke is rising.
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Replying to @elonmusk
memes are gonna be wild
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He lied from the start - and some of us warned you about him.
Trump/Vance MUST win. I can’t handle 4 years of seeing and hearing Kamala/Walz. That would be cruel and unusual punishment!
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If your IT guy dresses like this you don’t have to worry about crowdstrike
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Elon Musk is super duper angry at @Apple right now. Why? Because Apple and OpenAI agreed yesterday to use/integrate Open AI's ChapGPT AI product in their iOS ecosystem. This has screwed over Elon's side hustle xAI, right after raising $6 billion in equity. A thread. 🧵
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Replying to @elonmusk
There are already over one billion Americans
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Replying to @elonmusk
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Photographs taken in the right place at the right time, intentionally or by chance - a thread 🧵 1. Wilma Hurskainen
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i ain’t eating this
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-“‘Helicopter’ does not come from ‘heli’ and ‘copter,’ but from ‘helico’ (from Greek ‘helix’ meaning “spiral”) plus ‘pter’ (from Greek ‘pteron’ meaning “wing”).” -“Like in ‘pterodactyl’?” -“Girl, exactly.”
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The 2024 Exposed DC Photography Contest is officially open! Submit your best images of the D.C. area by Jan. 31 for the chance to be featured in our 2024 show celebrating local photography. xpsd.co/24enter #exposeddc #photocontest #callforentries
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The 18th Annual Exposed DC Photography Contest opens this Friday! Photographers of the DC metro area: get ready to relive the year through your images as you select your favorites to submit. #exposeddc #photographycontest #callforentries
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Need a visual reminder that paint is NOT infrastructure? HT @77_mgm nitter.gq/77_mgm/status/14044966…
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Our opening celebration kicks off this afternoon! Join us from 3-6 p.m. at Lost Origins Outside in the alley next to Ellē in Mount Pleasant. #exposeddc #DCArts
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I can't believe that people who don't like a guy aren't buying the "I LIKE THIS GUY" badge that the guy is selling. Frankly, shocking. Really weird human behavior. How can this be explained??? /s
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How do you measure a livable, lovable city? One possibility — 94% of Parisians live less than 5 minutes from a bakery. HT @parisyimby #Paris #15MinuteCities
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