Photographer. Rock/alt. DJ. Folk horror & Forteana fan. Basketballer. Discordian. Likes the clink of ice in whiskey and the sound of crashing guitars.
Nottingham, UK
Joined February 2009
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Everyone supporting David Walliams sounds really, really, really th…
…I'm joking of course. No one is supporting David Walliams.
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Russell Brand has the dubious distinction of being the poster child for both 'what stupid people think intelligence looks like' and 'it's always the ones you most expect'.
I wonder which inexplicably popular hack 'comedian' from the early noughties could be next…?
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I keep noticing a certain type of person who's against data centres and how they affect communities in which they're situated… while posting AI images of themselves as Halloween Witches, or how they'd look in the 1980s, or advertising their local shitpub's quiz night
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The biggest barrier to UK military recruitment… besides the obvious… is former squaddies making content that, while is often funny or at least lighthearted, paints being in the Army as *utterly shit*
That and constant ragebait pieces about conscription from the gutter press.
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Remember that scene in Guy Ritchie's 'Sherlock Holmes' film where RDJ's Holmes methodically takes apart his opponent in the boxing ring? It shows *gravitas*.
This is clearly the inspiration for that scene.
That said, I am with Ray. Become the ruling body.
"I ain't need no Dell Inspirion to bust a man down on into his component pieces"
achewood.com/2006/02/07/titl…
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Today I found out that 'Lip Sync Battle' wasn't just Spiderman miming Rihanna as a bit for a talkshow, but a whole show by itself that people watched for entertainment.
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There's a type of Gen-Xer who's absolutely convinced that their age brings them some sort of 'analogue childhood, digital adulthood' credibility.
These people's first exposure to the Internet was their own, unmodified MySpace profile, and they've been going downhill ever since
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The Converse advert is interesting because I really didn't see the thing that other people saw and once I Googled it I… I *think* I can *kinda* see it.
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The pay phone in hell turns all your outgoing calls into telemarketing achewood.com/2003/12/15/titl…
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Sometimes I still feel pretty young, then I remember spending a lot of time in QuarkXPress.
There was a glorious twelve hours or so where the Reform-bots were silenced. Now they're out in force again, trying to make out like this 'isn't a big deal'.
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Today, 1 of my students— a senior— asked me if I was from Minneapolis.
Me: “Why would you think that?”
Him: “Because this week you’re wearing a Replacements t-shirt; last week you wore a Husker Du shirt.”
I should just retire right now. It’s not getting any better than that