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I’m ignorant

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Joined October 2022
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Welp
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'LANTERNS' has reportedly been canceled. John Stewart will still return in 'MAN OF TOMORROW' but a second season will no longer happen. via @Variety
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This nigga gay
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BenDaDonn CLAPS BACK at people clowning him being 34 with no children 👀😬 “I don’t want kids… I’m getting rich asf. Y’all 🥷 be poor asf and having kids… we good ova here”
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No way these real humans
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Can I get a newpote
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Just kidding I don’t do drugs 😂😂😂
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Nodding off the bars rn bro my neck on bungee
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Nodding off the bars rn bro my neck on bungee
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I’m working on legislation to kill this nigga with hooks and cleavers please give me your support and information so we can expedite the process and deliver. Thank you 🙏🏾
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I love obese hoes cause you can nut in them and they never get pregnant cause they’re body devours the baby before it can form
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Which one more dangerous the nigga wit the Nike tech with a StockX tag on it and a fake watch or a white dude wit a switch
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“misguded” vs thug
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Pete Hegseth: Everything I did was "ordered by the commander in chief"
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I love obese hoes cause you can nut in them and they never get pregnant cause they’re body devours the baby before it can form
LIZZO (@lizzo) profile pictureLIZZO
@lizzo19 Jan 2019
I need twerk lessons 🤦🏾‍♀️
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Who can make a world star twerk comp but of themselves for me
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talking to a one piece fan at the anime convention
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Nigga dolomite wasn’t even feral or a animal or anything bro he was just deformed jobin a dickhead😭😭😭
Iris ˙⋆✮ (@boofpegasus) profile pictureIris ˙⋆✮@boofpegasus9h
this always gets me bc he could’ve just called dolomite’s name 😭????
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This probably would’ve hit if i was 15
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Anthony Fantano & Jane Remover just dropped a parody of the trailer for You Can See Everything 😭
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Can’t wait to watch jojolands when I’m 32 with debilitating back pain and the BMs
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