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@zandercantread

Mainly just iguana posting lol. Owner of an iguana, blue tongue skink, and two leopard geckos. Some of my other interests slip through the cracks πŸ€“.

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Joined November 2019
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my iguana just tried eating my toast, got mad when i pulled it away, climbed onto my lap, farted, and then fell asleep
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I gave him a little teddy bear 🧸🩡 #iguana
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Cozy and gummy 🩷🩡 #iguana
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His one spike is an antenna to receive radio signals. #iguana
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Hurry up with the food, human !!! I’m starving πŸ₯¬πŸ₯•πŸ«›!! (yes, the floor needs to be swept please ignore that) #iguana
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Happy Halloween πŸŽƒπŸŽƒ!!! I made him a flower costume.🌸🌼 #iguana
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Getting his good angle πŸ“Έ #iguana
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He looks like that one evil kermit meme omg 😭😭 #iguana
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Trying to get him used to a harness. Don’t be fooled by this normal photo, it’s not going well. Slowly but surely πŸ™ #iguana
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Fun fact: this harness is a decade old, a birthday gift from one of my besties, and was originally worn by my girl AJ (Alexandria Jane). She was a black and white tegu. I miss her everyday, so it’s nice to see this harness get some use. Please take care of it Gregory πŸ₯ΉπŸ™
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Fell asleep on the office chair again πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ #iguana
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megan thee stallion at victoria’s secret fashion show
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He’s so happy when napping on my chest πŸ₯ΉπŸ©΅ #iguana
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Started a new job, so I haven’t had enough lizard time. But here’s his precious face when I came home last night 🩡🦎 #iguana
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Uhhhh, where’s the broccoli at?? πŸ˜…πŸ₯¦
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not iguana posting #my9games
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lego star wars on the wii made me the man I am today
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He always has a knack for finding the comfiest places to sleep πŸ§ΊπŸ’€ #iguana
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