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89% keep for the worst defender at the club?
Replying to @sullyexcl
Yoro
88%Keep
12%Sell
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October photo dump, anyone?
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i just have to accept it
October photo dump, anyone?
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dinner with me or 1 trillion dollars in your bank account
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YESSSSSSSSS i’ve been hatewatching this guy since his debut and im so fucking happy
🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: STRAIGHT RED CARD MAX DOWMAN!
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guy thought he was cold with the final line, never trust a yahuud as your source
Replying to @spritery00
Top 5; Mbappe Yamal Mbappe Dembele Rodri Yamal Kopa winner Kane Muller winner Have fun
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why did laporta speak about the mens team when henry asked about the women’s team? 😭
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i’m unsaveable
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gonna start tweeting my thoughts more
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JJ Gabriel has a rival
Rio Ngumoha vs Villarreal: 2 assists 2 big chances created 3 chances created 7 successful take-ons First player to put up those numbers in a UCL game since Kylian Mbappé in 2020.
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“Imbred Replent” sometimes the jokes just write themselves
Pork will save us. I carry this spray with me everyday
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first time trying ethiopian food, will respond in a few hours.
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“Long-term future at Utd in doubt.”
Exc: Lisandro Martinez formally punished by Man Utd for remarks after defeat to Atletico Madrid. Argentina international fined. Martinez has public apologised following talks today. Long-term future at Utd in doubt. bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
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i had a nightmare that my twitter account got deleted
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wait she pressed me then folded a week later? 😭
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first game back ffs i’m done with champs already
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going to war with this team ffs, 3-0 so far tho
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