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Joined August 2012
Can’t believe @ZohranKMamdani pulled this one off for the sweep @NYCSanitation . Spotted this morning
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Team USA assassination attempt survival photo
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BOSS: Do you think we can move Monday's meeting to this afternoon? ME (Photoshopping O.J. Simpson's Ford Bronco into the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile "Wienie 500"): Kinda slammed right now.
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The European mind could literally never comprehend the Great Glizzy Race of 2025
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The pre-race Oscar Mayer Wiener song
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Zack Roif retweeted
Carb Day about to be lit 📸 @rinusveekay #INDYCAR #INDY500
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THE WEENIE 500!!!
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This needs a network slot.
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i would like to drive in the wienie 500
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Zack Roif retweeted
Replying to @kyffin_simpson
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Yes, we're racing all 6 of the Wienermobiles on the Indy500 Track. Yes it's called the Wienie500
6 Wienermobiles. 1 iconic track. This is the Wienie 500. Tune into the Fox Sports app on Friday, May 23rd. AI generated content. Do not attempt.
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incredibly on point that the DMV literally refers to one of its core products as mid
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He's assembling a team
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2024 had the best season premier (Jewish Tunnels, Naked Bass Pro Shop Micropenis Guy) and season finale (Sexy megarich schitzo UHC assassin / Ted K stan, Enraged bro driving suburu into dealership).
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Replying to @zckrf
@zckrf thanks for making this font 😂 I got it tatted on my leg
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incredible timing for targeted ad buys from @TurkishAirlines
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iggy pop
BREAKING: First photo of Trump assassination attempt suspect
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