Zelda Anderson

The famous politician was trying to save both his faces.

But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed, analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses. ― Bruce Leverett, "Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers"

Anyone who wants to be paid for writing software is a fascist asshole. ― Richard M. Stallman, founder, Free Software Foundation

I support everyone's right to be an idiot. I may need it someday.

One seldom sees a monument to a committee.

It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.

Jesus was killed by a Moral Majority.

I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.

We have the best government that money can buy. ― Mark Twain

Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking. ― H. L. Mencken, "Sententiae," The Vintage Mencken, 1955.

Above all things, reverence yourself.

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. ― Frank Lloyd Wright

Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. ― E. G. Leter

Excellent time to become a missing person.

I'm also not very analytical. You know, I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things. ― George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One; June 4, 2003

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. ― H. L. Mencken

Decisions terminate panic.

The voters have spoken, the bastards...

George Orwell was an optimist.

America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood? ― Allen Ginsberg