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Calunicornia
Joined February 2019
Stop what you’re doing and watch this bee in my garden
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When you set out to make loaded twice baked potatoes but realize you don’t know how to shell a potato. So half way through you accidentally make the most amazing twice baked jalapeño popper potato casserole.
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Dad slop breakfast casserole.
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It will will probably blend into my neck wrinkles when it heals 😂
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Tonight's appetizer themed dinner: BBQ Pork burnt ends, BBQ wings, bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers and cheesy tater tots Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
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Rio is waiting for his ride to work *They miss him at the office so one of the girls asked if they could pick him up for work today 😆
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I probably could have slept in, I know they’re always late 😂
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He’s waiting for his chance to sneak out
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I've been recuperating from a total knee replacement and haven't been in the kitchen much. My first foray back in the kitchen was Linguini and Clam sauce. One of our favorite meals. It was so good!
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Continuing with this week's theme of appetizers, my sister made loaded nachos Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
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Peanut butter chocolate chocolate chip sourdough discard cookies. These are one of my favorite recipes.
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anyone that knows me I don’t like to brag but HOLY SHIT this was one of the best meals i’ve ever made. may have even been better than chipotle!! the cilantro lime rice really hit the spot! be eating good next 2 nights!! I gotta do it #mfermeals @BrandonDonkey2
doing a homemade version of chipotles pollo asada bowl w cilantro lime rice and i’m pretty excited! got the chicken marinating now. cannot wait! also WHAT THE FUCK is this hand cuz it scared me. i’m not promoting jack shit. piss off
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S T E A K For #TwitterSupperClub and #MFerMeals along with fries and Belgian Endive.
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Imagine thinking you’re good looking when this is your soul 🥴
Woman at church yesterday showed up in a sweatshirt and literal pajama pants. Wore her hood the entire service. I was absolutely appalled. I hate this whole, “came as you are” narrative the Protestant church preaches. Other religions wouldn’t let you in if you dressed so disrespectfully. Why is it only Christian’s that are held to this standard? That we must just accept everything?
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Chile Verde with pinto beans and rice.🔥
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Pasta alla vodka with meatballs #EricNowCooks
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This week's dinner theme... appetizers! Tonight I went Italian (kind of) appetizer platter: mozzarella sticks, fried ravioli, chicken fingers and bruschetta with homemade marinara mother fuckers.
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Sunday Night Dinner: Spaghetti & Meatballs. Goooo Hawks…..
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