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Zo

@zoellllan

I’m a mom now I don’t have tIME FOR THIS why do you still fOLLOW ME

Joined June 2012
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how it started // how it’s going
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If you still follow me on here bc I used to be slutty and funny I’m so sorry
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I have got to stop letting this man knock me up 🙃 ok bye again Twitter
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#MyTwitterAnniversary
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Open for a surprise lmao
Zo (@zoellllan) profile pictureZo@zoellllan30 Dec 2018
I feel amazing thank you for asking
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Mom voice alert
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Im a mom now I don’t have tIME FOR TWITTER why do you still fOLLOW ME
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I’m only kiND OF CUTE I’m not sevenTEEN ANYMORE OKAY
Toxic ex gf vs feminist big sister. Guess who reported who first
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6 flags can suck our penis
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men will tweet “women aren’t funny” and then go watch an episode of the office written by mindy kailing and be like “this is real comedy”
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Just saying
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I hate my life
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Barb got me thru it
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guys from high school will message you on Facebook and be like “seems like you’re really killing it! congrats on killing it”
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Wow I don’t belong here anymore I keep getting pregnant and losing touch with modern day humor
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Fuck off
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Only if you like healthy food and 7th St 😉😉
Zo (@zoellllan) profile pictureZo@zoellllan19 Jun 2019
Hiiii I’m hiring at my store come work for me I’m a #cool #boss
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Hiiii I’m hiring at my store come work for me I’m a #cool #boss
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