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Chicago (🇧🇷/🇺🇸)
Joined July 2025
It’s hard to eat. It’s hard to fit into ur mouth. You think it’ll be too tangy. But once you wedge it into ur mouth and bite down and feel the snap, the balance and harmony of all the components makes so much sense. Ur exposing ur baby palate and unrefined nature. Truly sad post.
I’ve lived in Chicago for over 20 years and I still ain’t eating a hot dog with all that shit on it.
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We have a problem when it’s $130+ USD for the cardboard box and pokewalker. No game, no case. And more bids are incoming. Crazy.
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Imagine typing all this and then releasing a storefront that didn’t have a shopping cart in it
I'm gonna spell this out because this issue is deceptively subtle: 1. The Steam client and infrastructure is somewhere between "not that hard" and "trivial". It's a download service attached to a payment processor with a smattering of services on the side. Cloud providers handle all the infrastructure these days. 2. Steam takes 30% of gross revenue; ostensibly for the privilege of using these services, but in reality it is purely to get access to the massive Steam userbase. 3. Steam users love Steam and having their whole library in one place. It works. It's dependable. It has sales and cards and achievements, oh my! 4. PC developers have no option but to distribute through Steam or lose the vast majority of sales. Not releasing on Steam destroys the business model. 5. Therefore, no amount of competition will ever unseat Steam. People post-hoc rationalize this with memes about how gracious Gabe is. And how brilliant their services are. But realistically, no avid Steam user wants other stores to succeed. The mere existence of other stores risks splintering their precious collection. They are "all in" on Steam. Invested. Even if an alternative were objectively better, by whatever metric you care about, it would still be of no interest to Steam users. They would in fact find it to be a problem and a threat to their investment. Competition in this space is not only uninteresting to most Steam users, it's actively denigrated! The CONSEQUENCE of this situation, is that 30% of all gross revenue is siphoned out of the PC games industry into a black hole. It doesn't recirculate into studios. It doesn't pay any bonuses. It doesn't fund any sequels or DLC. This is a particularly insidious tax because it's well hidden. It's a second order effect. Most Steams users don't know, and the few that do never consider the aggregate effect this has on their favorite hobby. It's undeniable that, at this point in history, Valve could EASILY lower the distribution fee while maintaining healthy margins. But they don't have to. Users are locked into Steam and therefore developers are stuck paying 30% of gross revenue to Valve. The irony is that Steam users, the very ones maintaining this unbreakable stalemate, would benefit the most from a better financed game development ecosystem. I don't think this is fixable. It's just sad.
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me when I lie
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Love Sasuke’s “this dude really wants to kill me wtf” face
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Kishimoto your pen
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"LOOK AT THE BABY PIKACHU BEFORE PICHU EXISTED"
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SNES only needs one more exclusive to equal the PS5’s count this year 😅
Roughly 35 years after its release, the SNES gets a brand-new game, a rare co-op action RPG developed natively for the console. gamerant.com/snes-new-games-…
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Really wish I could play this game but I’m left handed lol
Need to replay this one
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low key fell off
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low key a stolen post The original tweet is listed below. twitter.com/kyrphilantx065…
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I’m stuck on deadlock twt and I want to be on dota 2 twt
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That one fat heartless
Playing the first game in the series: wow that enemy was annoying Playing the second game in the series: the same enemy from the first game again are you kidding me?! Playing the sixth game in the series: yoooooo it’s my boy what’s up
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day one impressions pros: the premise is cool and I like the world. I like the character designs. The srpg levels are fun. cons: Cai's story feels extremely cliche and I don't really like the exploration levels. I just want regular srpg stuff. Also hard mode doesn't feel hard.
Decided to start playing through Fortune's Weave! I've been putting it off but I'm pretty much going in completely blind outside of the fact that there's some sort of route system and guns exist.
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Too much lasagna Garfield
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Trump posts cryptic health message: "A healthy person has a thousand dreams. A sick person has only one (to get better)! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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We’re giving away an original social media icon and wallpaper featuring Chihiro Rokuhira (CV: Taihi Kimura) for free! Once you’ve set yours up, quote repost this post to show us! #Kagurabachi #BachiAnime
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Decided to start playing through Fortune's Weave! I've been putting it off but I'm pretty much going in completely blind outside of the fact that there's some sort of route system and guns exist.
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