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Alejandro

@zxAlejandro

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Joined April 2010
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Soulja Boy
@souljaboy8 Jul 2024
Once you realize that mostly everybody is retarded, life gets easier. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk29 Sep 2023
Replying to @ChayaRaichik10
Pronouns in bio means the woke mind virus ate your brain
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Niggas out here on they grams couch playing with they big toe tweeting nonsenseโ€ฆ meanwhile my toaster touch screen and shit.
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Kurrco
@Kurrco30 Oct 2022
Nah Kanye is hilarious ๐Ÿ’€ nitter.gq/Kurrco/status/15865690โ€ฆ
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D. Diggs@98diggs9 Aug 2022
why as a Chipotle worker are you telling the lady at the register I got double chicken
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Itโ€™s called soccer now and thereโ€™s nothing you can do about it.
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You are already that person...just put yourself in that place.
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Alejandro retweeted
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Steven
@Dogetoshi11 Jul 2022
POV: Inflation is up 10% and your currency is down 20% and you have no air conditioning.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk31 May 2022
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ESPN FC
@ESPNFC28 May 2022
Real Madrid may have just completed the greatest Champions League run of all time. - PSG ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท - Chelsea ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ - Man City ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ - Liverpool ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
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ESPN FC
@ESPNFC28 May 2022
Ballon d'Or loading โณ
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J. Cole seeing Elon Musk making both millions and memes
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A meme account tweeted a fake headline that Costco was raising the price of their hot dogs due to inflation, and Costco's stock crashed 13%. You can't make this up.
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It is perfect weather to spend money
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk28 Apr 2022
Next Iโ€™m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in
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Happy 421 this shit donโ€™t stop keep smoking ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ
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