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software engineer | building && deploying | culer | doing stuffs @sportlyafrica

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Joined November 2019
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An alarming number of people want this, so I vibe coded a small tool for it. Just upload your images, that's it. Link is in the thread Have fun!
This is the last time I'll ask! How do y'all make pics like this?
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David Onifade retweeted
🚨🇺🇸 OFFICIAL: Lionel Messi wins the MLS Golden Boot 2026 and becomes the first player ever to win it back to back. 👟✨ 2025 — 29 goals in 28 games 👟✨ 2026 — 26 goals in 31 games
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Paris was a little cold so we chased the sun to Malta 🇲🇹
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I’m the last person you want to get relationship advice from. I’ll try to introduce logic, and everything will scatter 📌
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“Welcome to my humble abode” I’m sorry, is it supposed to be proud?
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does peace irritate some of you?
Me after my daughter-in-law cheated on my son because he cheated on her first.
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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🏅✨ Lionel Messi receives Princesa de Asturias Award 2026 for Sport. “My father was extremely excited about this award”. “We knew it would be difficult because of my match schedule, but he really insisted that we come, that I travel here to spend these days and receive the award”. “This award goes beyond what you do on the pitch or what I've achieved throughout my career”. “Honestly, he was very happy about this recognition and that's why I'm sure he's enjoying it too”.
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…@realmadrid 🥹
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Na inside bus I Dey brush my teeth, I no wan late reach Como 😭
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No wonder that Yoruba adage says ‘’Ebi kin penguin d’ojo ale’’
Penguins are the deepest diving birds. They can dive up to 600m to find food.
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This Tesla Roadster technology is another scenario where compliance has to catch up with innovation.
"Sir, license and registrat..."
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“Create a video for Mama Put, a buka in Surulere, Lagos: amala, ewedu and gbegiri, the lunch rush, open 11am to 4pm, order online.” 👇🏾
Building a new agentic tool 🤩, swipe left to see the finished video created by this tool in mins.
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Building a new agentic tool 🤩, swipe left to see the finished video created by this tool in mins.
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PERSON FIT NEED YOU, E NO MEAN SAY E TRULY VALUE YOU.
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Leo: "thank you for loving me so much" us: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Solving a Rubik's Cube with graph theory.
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This isn’t even a bad song, but agenda…
“No Competition” video is officially out now! Let’s run it up guys. youtu.be/FMggEmTmQ0U
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We subconsciously believe the lives of beautiful people are worth more. That the beautiful must be exempt from pain and suffering.
A homeless woman battling addiction goes viral after people were stunned by her striking looks 🥹🙏🏾
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Lamine Yamal Ballon d’or 2026 •25 goals •20 assists •FIFA World Cup Champion •La Liga Champion •Supercup Champion •La Liga Player of the Season •La Liga Top Assist Provider
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Nominated for the 2026 Ballon d’Or ⬇️ Lionel Messi @InterMiamiCF @Argentina #ballondor
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