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Lawyer | LL.M. @Harvard_Law | Partner @sfhlegal | Teaching @pakistan_cl and @gcuniversitylhr | I'm a simple man making his way through the galaxy

Lahore/Islamabad
Joined May 2012
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Replying to @sfhlegal
@sfhlegal filed a petition on behalf of activists @ridarashid_ and Hania Imran before the Islamabad High Court for implementation of the National Clean Air Policy in Islamabad due to the rapidly deteriorating air quality of the city. The Court admitted the petition yesterday.
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Patrick was one of those icons who we somehow all took for granted would always be with us. I grew up as a fan, and was later gifted the privilege of becoming a colleague and friend, working with him for many years on “American Dad!”, “Family Guy”, and “Ted”. He was that rare actor who could take any bit of dialogue and elevate it, making a good writer sound great, and a great writer sound masterful. He was also as humble as they come. I remember exchanging emails with him a number of years ago when he was beginning day 1 of a new film. He commented to me that he always walked onto a new set feeling like the biggest novice there. My stunned reaction was the same as anyone’s would be. I said, “Patrick, if you feel that way, the rest of us are screwed.” We have lost a legendary actor today, and for many of us, a good friend. He will be deeply missed by the entire planet.
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This is a great quiz. @RezaAli1980 would be great to see what your result is.
Teaching Jurisprudence at Cambridge for the very first time tomorrow! Cannot wait to get the students started on HLA Hart - and move beyond. If you want a flavour of what that’s like, here is a quiz I built last year with Claude. jurisprudence-quiz.netlify.a…
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Today is the last day, for now, of the Chancery Division of the High Court. Lanyardists are renaming it to the Business and Property Division tomorrow.
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Pakistan has been handed endless provocation to hate itself along ethnic lines. Again and again, people have refused. Walk through Rawalpindi or Karachi and you'll see Punjabis, Pashtuns, Sindhis, Baloch, Muhajirs, Hazaras and others sharing streets, shops, workplaces and weddings. The coexistence is a choice ordinary people keep making. To those sowing ethnic hatred now: you should be ashamed. You are not speaking for the people you claim to represent. People have refused Fawads before and we will again.
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Worst part is that Altman is a Zelda fan
It's like if Dajjal was on Twitter
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BREAKING: In a unanimous decision, the Permanent Court of Arbitration ruled that NONE of the grounds cited by India could justify suspending or terminating the Indus Waters Treaty.
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PIMS original master plan included a thick cover of forest of 4 sq km in and around the hospital. The idea was to keep the hospital cooler than the rest of the city. That was a great plan that avoided the use of A/Cs within the hospital. 20 years ago they started cutting the trees around it to build malls and apartments. Today did not happen in silos.
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افسوس کہ وفاقی وزرا کئی دن سے اسلام آباد کے پمز اسپتال کی شان میں قصیدے بیان کر رہے تھے پمز میں آج آگ لگ گئی اور 15 نومولود بچوں کی جان چلی گئی اللّٰہ تعالیٰ ان بچوں کے والدین کو صبر دے اور حکمرانوں کو ہدایت عطا کرے جن کی غلط بیانیاں ایک تماشہ بن چکی ہیں
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Vakalat.
when you said you’d take care of it in September and it’s September
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Geoff Lemon deserves credit for honesty. He names what Bangladeshi journalists have been writing into the void for two decades: Cricket Australia treated 170 million cricket-mad people as a line item they didn’t want to pay. Darwin was the invoice. But read his piece again, carefully. Every Australian gets a name and an alibi; Green’s century, Marnus’s error, poor Weatherald’s bad Test. The winners? Hasan Mahmud took nine wickets, was named player of the match, and does not appear in the article. Mehidy Hasan Miraz broke the game open on the final morning — he survives only in a photo caption. Twelve hundred words on a Bangladeshi triumph, and not one Bangladeshi is allowed to act in it. And here’s what a byline from Dhaka would have told you. This team won despite missing a T20 World Cup for political reasons. Despite board chaos at home. Despite a domestic structure that gives them almost no red-ball preparation worth the name. That context doesn’t shrink Darwin instead makes it more remarkable. Lemon doesn’t have it, because the periphery he wants Bangladesh rescued from is the same one his sport’s press has always reported from a distance. Bangladesh didn’t “find a way.” They built one. See them, name them and then schedule them. They’ll do the rest. They just did. theguardian.com/sport/2026/a…
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An Indian father’s determination to protect his beloved daughter led to the demise of the Portuguese in Oman.
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Whattay game
Star Wars Rogue Squadron II: Rogue Leader - GameCube (2001)
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RIP Sam Neill, you were real as fuck for this
Today I learnt: For the Sci-Fi Horror film 'Event Horizon' Sam Neill requested that the Australian flag on his character's uniform remove the Union Flag from the corner & for it to be replacedwith the Aboriginal flag, the way he thought it should look in 2047.
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“I’m not a regular lecturer; I’m a cool lecturer,” you tell yourself, as you reference another tv show cancelled before your students were born.
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If technology becomes the ultimate criterion, the human person risks being reduced to data, a cog in a machine or a commodity. If, however, technology is integrated with a wise perspective, it can become an instrument of growth, justice and fraternity. #MagnificaHumanitas
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European friends finding out that even ATM stalls have air conditioning units in Pakistan. 🍇👀
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One of my favorites
Every China story is like: this capitalist hellhole created the elixir of life and demands people's souls in exchange for it. But then China ruined that market by making the elixir for $5.
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This is an absolutely major story and almost no Western media covered it: India's water minister CR Patil said on Tuesday that "it is certain, not a single drop of water will go (to Pakistan) in the coming years." Patil said that India is "actively working on it" after "directives" from Prime Minister Narendra Modi. As a reminder, Pakistan's dependence on water from India is close to total: the country is essentially built around the Indus river system, all of whose rivers flow through India before entering Pakistan. The Indus system irrigates 80% of Pakistan's farmland, generates a third of its electricity, supplies its major cities with drinking water, and sustains the livelihoods of some 240 million people. So, essentially, no water from India = annihilation of Pakistan as a state. Pretty damn consequential, all the more given we're talking about 2 nuclear powers here. And all the more because, understandably, Pakistan's formal position is that water diversion would constitute "an act of war" (dawn.com/news/1906310). Unfortunately, Patil's statement isn't just talk: India already set up the legal framework to make this possible. Last year, they unilaterally suspended the 1960 Indus Waters Treaty, despite the treaty containing no withdrawal clause. It used to be the one piece of India-Pakistan relations that worked, and had survived multiple wars and over six decades of hostility. Now India is saying officially that it will "never be restored" (aljazeera.com/news/2025/6/22…). The one mitigating factor here is physics: you don't just "turn off" a major Himalayan river system. Diverting rivers of this magnitude means building massive storage and canal infrastructure in Himalayan terrain: projects measured in years. But India IS ACTUALLY BUILDING that infrastructure: for instance it just approved in May the building of the so-called "Chenab–Beas Link Tunnel," an 8.7km ₹2,352 crore (~$280M) tunnel designed to divert water from the Chenab basin into India's Beas river system. The Chenab is one of the main tributaries of the Indus - and one of the three "western rivers" (Indus, Jhelum, Chenab) allocated to Pakistan under the 1960 Indus Water Treaty. Which means that, unfortunately, Patil's "not a single drop of water in the coming years" looks like a roadmap: the infrastructure to strangle Pakistan's water supply is being approved and tendered in plain sight. This is also a story about selective media coverage and double standards: I'm willing to bet that 99% of people in the West have never heard of any of this. Now make this thought experiment: imagine China announced it was building infrastructure to cut off every drop of water flowing to India and its ministers proclaimed on television that "not a single drop" would cross the border. It would be wall-to-wall coverage, sanctions packages, and a thousand op-eds about Beijing "weaponizing water." Heck we don't need to imagine because the simple fact of China merely building a hydropower dam on the Yarlung Tsangpo (the upstream Brahmaputra) generated exactly the wall-to-wall alarm I'm describing, even though China threatened nothing and even though Indian officials said the threat is a "myth" given the fact that the river gathers most of its volume inside India from monsoon rains (tribuneindia.com/news/india/…). Malign intent was still presumed from the act of construction, because it's China. In India's case, the intent couldn't possibly be clearer: it's proclaimed by ministers on the record, and backed by India's actions. But because they're a courted Western partner, what they're doing - arguably the most extreme form of economic warfare imaginable, directed at a nuclear state - largely gets silence. Src for screenshot: tribune.com.pk/story/2612412…
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