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His time had come. Despite his pleas and attempt to get away, the Twitter Bird took Kenny to their homeland. For the better? For the worse? Who knows?!
KENNY JOINS PARODY TWITTER
". . ."
[He stared at the hospital floor.]
"Yeah."
[Spitting out that one-word answer might have been the hardest thing Kenny had to do today. It's a truly harrowing thought for him to picture, and especially for someone as pure as Butters...]
"Butters..."
[He sighed with his whole chest.]
"I can't die. Or at least, I can't 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺 dead."
[His facial expression (which you guys can't see nananabooboo) implies honesty.]
"No matter when, where, or how I die... I always come back."
"Well... You see, Butters, I..."
[He scratched the back of his head.]
". . ."
[Kenny fell silent. He had a choice to make: did he tell the truth and scare the crap out of Butters, or ignore the question and lose his credibility?]
"Well, I'll tell you one thing: the pain only lasts for a really short time, and after that, it'll all be over. You'll feel pure bliss as you go up to heaven. It's a realll nice place, Butters... filled with whatever you desired most here on Earth."
[Like massive tits!]
". . ."
[Kenny takes a deep breath in and sighs... the result is exactly what he expected it would be, and yet he's still upset. This is worse than he thought. In order to truly get through to Butters (and clear his name), he needed to resort to drastic measures.]
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What?..
Now that just sounds like a lie to me, Eric. You’ve never died.. you’re still here!
^ He weakly said. ^
I.. I bet you have no clue what it’s like for me right now…
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"Lrrk drrm, rrfrph nrr yrr trrphrkrn rrrf drr yrr grrmr brr rkrr, yrr? Yrr grrmr lrrph frrm, rrmdrm wrr krrm krrmtrrmr brrm brrph frrmf."
[He tries to reinforce the idea that Butters is going to be okay. This may seem really scary, but it's only temporary.]
". . ."
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[He debates internally whether to actually say what he's about to say, then decides to spit it out, in hopes it'll make him feel better.]
"...rr nrr wrrdrphrrf rrkr phrkrn drr... rrkrm rrmfr rmr krrmphrmf yrr hrrf, brrtrph."
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![[He claims that he knows what dying feels like. To try and calm Butters down, he offers to answer any questions that he has.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HXDKcnWWEAAL36g.png?name=orig)
ALT [He claims that he knows what dying feels like. To try and calm Butters down, he offers to answer any questions that he has.]
Nrr, drrm, nrrphrkrn krrfrph yrr!
[He doesn't see any yet!]
@1997TwoWayDeath DO YOU SEE ANY CLOVERS MAN? ?? I DONT WANT ANY BAD LUCK TODAY ! ! THAT SOUNDS SCARY ! !
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"Hrr phrr..."
[This is more serious than he thought! Seeing Butters in this condition kind of reminded Kenny of, well, himself. His entire face is covered, and who knows how many times he's been been hit by a moving vehicle? He's lucky that unlike him, Butters lived...]
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