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". . ."
[He stared at the hospital floor.]
"Yeah."
[Spitting out that one-word answer might have been the hardest thing Kenny had to do today. It's a truly harrowing thought for him to picture, and especially for someone as pure as Butters...]
"Butters..."
[He sighed with his whole chest.]
"I can't die. Or at least, I can't π΄π΅π’πΊ dead."
[His facial expression (which you guys can't see nananabooboo) implies honesty.]
"No matter when, where, or how I die... I always come back."
"Well... You see, Butters, I..."
[He scratched the back of his head.]
". . ."
[Kenny fell silent. He had a choice to make: did he tell the truth and scare the crap out of Butters, or ignore the question and lose his credibility?]
"Well, I'll tell you one thing: the pain only lasts for a really short time, and after that, it'll all be over. You'll feel pure bliss as you go up to heaven. It's a realll nice place, Butters... filled with whatever you desired most here on Earth."
[Like massive tits!]
