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Likes: music, football, NUFC (not always the same thing), long novels, family, etc. Dislikes: composing Twitter biogs. Comments: all my own work. Somehow #MDANT

Newcastle
Joined May 2011
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British “migrant hunters” reportedly detained by French police. Imagine travelling to another country to tell foreigners to respect borders, only to discover that country’s laws apply to you too. Absolutely delicious irony.
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Fuck off you whingeing self important twat. We've had FIVE FUCKING DECADES OF CUNTS LIKE YOU TWATTING ON ABOUT YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS CENTRIC SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. AND SOCIETY HAS GONE TO ABSOLUTE SHIT. FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT
"Andy Burnham, come and have a chat with me. Come and work in my business, I'll show you what we need." Small business owner Paul Bowen asks Prime Minister Andy Burnham for more support following this week’s Budget measures. #Newsnight
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Feel almost physically sick watching this - and it wasn’t all that long ago. Dirty Doug 🤢
This old Aston Villa press conference would have the entire HR department fighting for their lives today. 😭
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Funnily enough, the UK electorate isn’t fighting an illegal invasion which has lasted nearly 5 years. These people man.
So, 20p off gherkins for the UK electorate And £10 BILLION for Zelenskyy Seems fair 🙄
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Where’s your quadruple gone?
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BRUNOOOOOOOOO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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No one apart from Man U fans wants to see Man U successful again. I can absolutely guarantee you that.
I’m not so sure about that like mate 🤔
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Emlyn Hughes looks a little different to when I remember him on A Question Of Sport
🚨 The greatest Liverpool players of all time, stacked as a pyramid. Dalglish at the top is unbeatable to be fair 👏🏻
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Howard Walker retweeted
It is disgraceful that Andy Burnham took an hour out to appear on Gogglebox just to raise money for Stand Up To Cancer. If he's going to do a TV show he should do what I did and pocket £1.5million for eating some kangaroo bollocks.
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This is just lovely. A great big warm bath of a record that washes over you. All hail @michaelkiwanuka - hope your recovery is going well music.apple.com/gb/album/fud…
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Just make it like St James Park - fucking impossible to get a signal within a mile of the ground an hour before kick off
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Howard Walker retweeted
Mark Carney on Elon Musk throttling Starlink: "I search for the right adjective to describe whoever took this decision or group of people took this decision against a country that is literally fighting for the lives of the citizens against naked aggression."
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When this guy is gone the Americans will wonder how the hell they ever elected him once let alone twice.
🚨NEW: Donald Trump lashes out at NBC reporter: Q: Do the sexual allegations mean nothing to you? Trump: “QUIET! Isn’t she a fresh person? You’re a horrible little reporter.” (The reporter who press Trump on the sexual allegations was @albamonica)
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A reminder that crime has just fallen to its lowest level in decades.
Britain is lawless. Britain needs Reform.
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Absolutely outstanding Recommended from @TheNewCue1 today - a thoroughly deserved round of applause to @TedKessler1 and Niall who doesn’t seem to be on Twitter anymore (yes it is still Twitter in this house)
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Useful idiot repeats Putin propaganda
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Howard Walker retweeted
Striking how fast Reform went from free-press defenders to calling for the arrest of journalists who investigate it. Its move to the populist-authoritarian model is unlikely to do much for its poll rating.
STATEMENT: Reform UK has reported ITV, its board, and its undercover reporters to the police. Some of the crimes carry up to 10 years in prison. They forged a passport. They directly interfered in elections and almost certainly altered the results. Being paid to “canvass” for Reform in crucial wards we lost by a few dozen votes. They lied to a veteran about their service and left him “violated”. This is unprecedented. The police are now involved. Scrutiny of political parties is one thing. But anyone breaking the law to try and ruin the lives of Reform’s staff, members or volunteers will be reported to the police and pursued relentlessly in the courts. Here’s what happened 👇
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Howard Walker retweeted
A reality check on the “great humanitarian” Vladimir Putin.
‘A great humanitarian’ is the label Trump's special envoy Steve Witkoff used to describe Vladmir Putin. @Lewis_Goodall runs through the list of qualities that may have earned the Russian president this praise...
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Terrible typo on the subheading of your book, Liz. It somehow says “how the Bank of England broke the bond market and brought down the government” when it should say “how *I* broke the bond market and brought down the government”. Heads should roll at your publisher!
The book the Bank of England doesn't want you to read 👇
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