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We live 500 kms apart. We've only met a handful of times.
We decided to write a book - via email. His were in French and mine in English so lots of translation going on 😂
Anyway it's out TODAY 😄
Thank you my dear friend @ScALp_ArTisT 🧡
We proved nothing is impossible if you're determined to make it happen!
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It's all we talk about in the City, the gherkins futures market, I just hope they take action to break up the piccalilli cartel - the morons.
Healey vows cheaper marmalade and gherkins in pre-Budget package of 'everyday fixes' bbc.in/4zTnQ4K
lisa keeble 😊 retweeted
"Before you get angry and say something you regret, we're out of toilet paper"
📸: George, owner of @gizzie66
If politicians KNOW that some immigrants, illegal or legal, will contribute NOTHING to the culture or the economy why don't they stop them coming into the country?
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I don’t want to post the video. You’ve all seen it. But I do want to write a love letter…
Dear everyone in Britain, ( even you illegals)
Just so you understand. The poppy is for the boys who never got to grow old. For the boys who were still somebody’s baby, brother, uncle or father. More than 600,000 of them.
It doesn’t matter if you support war, hate your country, think you are a woman (even though you are a man). It doesn’t matter which God you pray to, or if you pray to none at all.
It doesn’t matter who you vote for, what climate narrative you believe, or whether you believe Israel should exist or not!
The poppy isn’t for you!
It’s for those who came before. Those who fought for your right to be weird, annoying or even foreign.
The poppy is how we say thank you. Thank you for giving us time, peace and choice.
And attempting to ban our poppy by declaring it politically divisive isn’t a move towards freedom. It is an act of suppression. Understand that.
The poppy is about love and loss. For you!
So stick your rainbow flags and every other flag where the sun doesn’t shine and just wear your poppy. Those boys did not die as symbols. They died for you!
Did you know that poppies grew across the battlefields where so many fell? As though even the land refused to forget the blood once given to defend it.
So the poppy is for them. For those who came before us and paid in youth, in hope, in breath, in blood, so that we might have the freedom to be arseholes.
So that we might even have the freedom to fight over the ridiculous, the inconsequential and the insane.
Revere it, celebrate it and wear it. The very least you can do is that.
Best
The ordinary people.
The left is always talking about fairness but what is fair about tax payer's money being spent on things they didn't vote for?
lisa keeble 😊 retweeted
I'd like to make a statement on behalf of the recipients of this inflamatory letter who may be too polite or shy to respond. @HMRCgovuk @HMRCcustomers We don't want a 'relationship' with anyone in your department whatsoever. We, through our tax advisers, will pay what is legally due, not a penny less and certainly not a penny more. Then we want you to fuck off out of our lives.
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Three years. Seven nurses. A costly court battle.
All to establish that women should be able to get changed for work - without a male colleague present.
County Durham and Darlington NHS Foundation Trust has finally updated its policy to require staff to use changing rooms according to biological sex, with unisex alternatives available.
A welcome change. But why did these nurses have to fight their own employer for it?
And who will be held accountable for putting them through that?
Read story below 👇
lisa keeble 😊 retweeted
Fantastic piece by Heydon Prowse for @spikedonline on the champagne jihadists.
Surely the most infuriating progeny of Woke 2.0...
spiked-online.com/2026/10/25…
Not like any other book I have read before. It is, in some ways, shocking but, also very moving and I definitely could not have predicted the ending! review #mustread #allauthor available at Amazon --> allauthor.com/amazon/108999/
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For those of you who thought the visit from a Bedford Borough Council official to investigate our daughter Zoe’s (age 12) pretend teddy bear cafe was too ridiculous to be real, here is the arrival of official. This is totally legit. She really did show up at our property to investigate the illegal teddy bears having their coffee🧸🧸☕️☕️
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There is nothing said, but a respectful nod from this Household Cavalry Guardsman at the end. He knew he had made her day complete. What a great bloke.
lisa keeble 😊 retweeted
Keep in mind that one can cause "harassment, alarm, or distress" in England and Wales by uttering a true statement of fact to someone who doesn't want to hear it, or by offering an honestly-held opinion or belief, spoken or written, which also offends.
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This is what happens when you don’t build a single new reservoir since 1992, and grow your population by 12 million people in the meantime.
Exc: Ministers have been secretly warned that some English reservoirs are at risk of running dry, hitting water supplies to homes in the run-up to Christmas.
The government’s emergency committee, known as Cobra, is meeting up to twice a week to discuss the situation in the southwest of England and Sussex.
A secret “reasonable worst-case scenario” was drawn up, anticipating that several reservoirs’ water stocks could fall to 0 per cent — dubbed “day zero” — within weeks.
Officials warned that without action, supplies to some homes could be affected, along with disruption to the construction of a nuclear power station and operations at a prison.
Steps have been taken by ministers and water companies to try to mitigate the risks, which insiders stressed were already starting to push back the “day zero” dates.
Experts on the government’s Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies (Sage) have also been brought in to help review water companies’ modelling for protecting stocks for the weeks ahead.
Heatwaves over the summer left half of England in drought. Sussex and the southwest were the most severely affected.
Wimbleball reservoir, which supplies more than 400,000 people in Somerset, has 13 per cent of its capacity, while Ardingly, which serves 280,000 customers across West Sussex, is at 17 per cent, figures from yesterday show.
Reasonable worst-case scenario plans were drawn up by the government, setting out a “day zero” envisaging Wimbleball and Ardingly reservoirs’ stocks being completely depleted by December.
Subsequently, the government privately said it was told by South West Water that it did not anticipate Wimbleball running dry due to measures it had put in place. South East Water is also taking action that has shifted Whitehall “day zero” forecasts at Ardingly into next year. Even if the reservoirs did run completely dry, water companies would probably be able to transfer supplies from elsewhere.
However, significant concerns remain in government about water disruption to properties supplied by Devon’s Venford reservoir in early November. “Day zero” risk monitoring has also started for Cornwall’s Stithians and Drift reservoirs.
Water companies were asked to model the impact of water-saving measures, which have been scrutinised by members of Sage. Ministers were told that shortages could affect daily operations at HMP Exeter and the construction of Hinkley Point C, a nuclear power station being built in Somerset.
Normal levels of rainfall over autumn and winter will not be enough to counteract the effects of the drought, which was extended to cover Yorkshire this month. Officials have calculated there will need to be 120 per cent of long-term average rainfall over the next six months for a nationwide recovery.
Car crash interview. £874 million to get about 4,000 people off the street.
That’s £190,000 each. Buy them a house.
Instead it’s contracts, outreach teams and councils deciding where the cash goes.
Rough sleeping rose under Burnham in Manchester. Now we’re nationalising the failure.
lisa keeble 😊 retweeted
The weird thing is, nobody is asking for an AI revolution, mandated poisonous vaccines, dangerous population displacement, fraudulent climate tax hikes or globalist government.
Just the globalists.
lisa keeble 😊 retweeted
Poppies.
A symbol of remembrance.
Nothing remotely political.
Don’t want to wear one? Then don’t.
Put don’t penalise those who do.
This is peak absurdity.
This is mad. No poppies in a pub?!
George is joining me at 9.45pm on @GBNEWS to talk through the incident.

































