A new path...
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Forging a different First Rate path...
Uh. Hey. Going into business is great, but why did she start with a car wash?
#UmamusumeRP #MVRP
Heavily canon divergent independent portrayal of King Halo.
NSFW topics possible.
More serious than the concept sounds: Bad humor is my thing.
ALT 🎨 nakahira guy
King worries about that new trainer... But also fully agrees with her on this. She's been blinded at the carwash ten times too many.
"...No but really, I wish the worst for people with LED headlights. Get your miniature suns out of my mirrors."
Erina's not injured, thankfully, but... Damn. She's feeling vengeful now.
"I'm going to buy a lifted truck just to be too tall for anybody to blind me again."
ALT 🎨ssami
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Helios needs to stop being so pretty. King can't keep enduring being completely incompatible with the prettiest girls.
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"Carameldansen turned 25 yesterday?"
King already felt old without learning this...
She's going to take some psychic damage... 25d6 worth, in fact. Which comes out to be... 91 points of damage!
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King had a weird dream last night and can't quite shake off the confusion yet.
It was Tracen, but everybody was a goblin learning to cave dive instead of a horse learning to race...
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Halloween costume? No, King didn't buy one. She doesn't really have the spirit for something so playful anymore.
Trick or treaters didn't stop by King's house last year, so she's not even giving out candy tonight. She only bought a pair of caramel apples for herself and Haru.
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The algorithm keeps showing King art of Still In Love.
...Dear Goddesses, King needs somebody who will look at her like that-
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"Why did I already see slu-AHEM sexy Santa dresses at the clothing store?"
It starts earlier every year...
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King needs a girl who looks at her the way King's star employee looks at the ice cream shop across the street.
Longingly, and ready to bolt over the second her shift ends.
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