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Swerdy

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Joined September 2019
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I’m old enough to remember when psychosis was private
The Misfit Patriot (@MisfitPatriot) profile pictureThe Misfit Patriot
@MisfitPatriot18h
People may think I’m being hyperbolic here, but I’m not. Yes, I want Trump to go to war even harder. I want Iran to be a glowing fucking crater in the Middle East. What are they going to do? Impeach Trump and Hegseth? They’re going to do that anyway. If the next two years are going to be Democrats in Congress getting their fuckin wishlist. Why shouldn’t it also be us getting ours?
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How can every election be the most important election of your life? Doesn’t there have to be a second place? I can't wrap my head around the statist bootlicking.
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I know it’s cool to call everything a psyop these days, but I used to mix up Anne Frank and Helen Keller as a kid. I guess I was ahead of my time.
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Today is the day when not eating shit is a threat to our democracy
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The other day I discovered my new kettle was electric, not stovetop. Unfortunately, I discovered this after lighting it on fire.
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You were never fat, you were just under-medicated. The science is settled.
Iona Italia, PhD 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@IonaItalia) profile pictureIona Italia, PhD 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@IonaItaliaNov 1
Pre-Ozempic, there were many theories: fat people weren't really hungry--it was our obesogenic environmemt, ultra-processed food, sedentariness, emotional problems. Post-Ozempic, we know: most were just really hungry. Reduce their hunger & they lose weight.
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Don’t forget to life a better life through science
WellBuiltStyle (@WellBuiltStyle) profile pictureWellBuiltStyle
@WellBuiltStyleNov 1
Seed oils are good for you Artificial sweeteners are good for you Sunscreen is good for you It’s okay to life a better life through science and understanding.
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I think the technical term for this is billionaire fan fiction.
HealthRanger (@HealthRanger) profile pictureHealthRanger
@HealthRangerNov 1
Replying to @EmbracingTara
You're wrong on this, Tara. Alex is engaged in a good faith effort to warn humanity against the techno-fascist faction that wants to enslave us all. Elon is speaking out against the war mongers and those who seek to destroy civilization rather than create opportunities for a future where humans can coexist with technology. At least that's my take on it.
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Side effects of setting the clocks back: Dark before 5 Lunch feels like dinner Kids up at 5:30 for no reason Your dog is confused too Somehow still tired Ask your doctor if the sun is right for you.
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Chronic ice cream deficiency is not talked about enough in the health space
Zack Strength (@ZackStrength) profile pictureZack Strength
@ZackStrengthOct 15
i think a lot of vegans and carnivores are always so angry because both of their diets forbid legitimate ice cream.
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My mom's version of a midlife crisis is buying a 25 pound bag of sprouted oats.
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The religious idea that there’s a certain number of “nutrients” you’re supposed to count from food is one of the funniest humiliation rituals ever.
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They love the bioweapon angle because it protects the disproven germ hypothesis while letting them pretend to oppose the establishment.
Peter A. McCullough, MD, MPH® (@P_McCulloughMD) profile picturePeter A. McCullough, MD, MPH®
@P_McCulloughMDOct 7
Bioweapons-grade Yersinia pestis is likely to be more pathogenic than the plague organism of decades ago. Courtesy Just the News, Real America's Voice. @JustTheNews @RealAmVoice @AmandaHead @jsolomonReports @McCulloughFund @twc_health
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Calling an artificially induced fight or flight state “focus” is the greatest collective delusion of our time.
King of the Marsh (@KingVelesI) profile pictureKing of the Marsh
@KingVelesIOct 5
Coffee drinkers, does it bother you knowing you are physically addicted to a substance and need it to function normally? Would you not prefer being able to feel clear-minded and energetic without chemical assistance?
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Bro has been standing like this for twenty minutes
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If enough people reply “no one cares,” eventually the fear porn just goes away. Usually.
Todd Hagopian | Stagnation Assassin (@ToddHagopian) profile pictureTodd Hagopian | Stagnation Assassin
@ToddHagopianOct 5
The Pneumonic Plague that just escaped a lab in Russia is about 100x deadlier than COVID
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Putting food into glass jars gives you an immediate, unearned sense of self-reliance.
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This guy takes Cialis prophylactically. But orange juice is where he draws the line.
David Sinclair (@davidasinclair) profile pictureDavid Sinclair
@davidasinclairSep 20
Don’t drink a daily OJ, please 🙏 A glass has 12-18g fructose equivalents, a most dangerous type of sugar that promotes: * Liver lipogenesis and fatty liver * Higher triglycerides and VLDL * Hepatic insulin resistance * Uric-acid production * Visceral-fat accumulation
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If you get multiple life sentences for a crime, does that imply the state believes in reincarnation?
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Shoutout to God for reverse engineering the Fig Newton without all the garbage
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