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I went to buy a helmet before riding an ebike.
The cheapest adult helmets were $150!
Please help if you can. I really need some mobility. 🙏🏻
gofund.me/b357d8a9a
You mean "Coach" isn't any good at coaching but took the job to promote his kid?
He'll get his bailout out payment and run to do more depends ads.
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NFL华盛顿指挥官队前老板丹·斯奈德，花4800万美元在马里兰州买下一座紧挨着波托马克河的豪华庄园，唯一让他看着不顺眼的，是庄园与河岸之间隔着一片受联邦法律保护的国家公园原始林地，挡住了他在阳台上看河的视线。
2004年斯奈德动用人脉绕过环保听证，直接雇了一支伐木队开进国家公园领地，操起电锯一口气砍光了130棵百年原生大树，给自家后院清出了一片无遮挡的河景视野。
国家公园首席巡逻员罗伯特·丹诺发现整片山坡被砍秃后依法上报追查，没想到斯奈德靠着高层关系，最后只交了一笔微不足道的小额罚款就轻松过关了；
反倒是坚持追查到底的巡逻员丹诺遭到了内部疯狂报复，不仅被无故收缴警徽和配枪，还被发配去管郊区小卖部，甚至连家里都被联邦法警持枪破门搜查。
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Band in school should come back , with Modular & controllerism added. Live drummers who also become turntablists. Circuits, Algorithms, frets, mouthpieces, reeds, skins, bows, & mallets need to find space for each other.
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Dear all those people who said Joe Biden was the victim of “elder abuse,” why are you so silent over the fact that Mitch McConnell is still in the Senate?
Mitch McConnell makes Biden look like a 30-year-old genius.
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The phoniest fakest dude in politics. The man who changed his name, appearance, religion, dress and positions in a cynically calculated way to advance himself based on what he thought he needed to do in the moment.
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He removed Mamdani's verification in efforts to shadow ban after that ratio. Imagine how he'd weaponise Starlink in South Africa when the govt doesn't do what he wants
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Martin Short's performance as Larry David is hands down the best acting I've seen in my entire life. For a long while I thought it actually was Larry David.
the nfl on fox panel has barely finished discussing the eagles game when they introduce their newest sideline reporter: george santos, a man whose football résumé apparently includes more championships than tom brady and statistics that seem to have been calculated by throwing several sports into a blender. bowen yang plays him with the confidence of somebody who believes a fact becomes official once it's delivered into a microphone. 36 completions out of 25 passes? twelve touchdowns, seventeen rebounds and ten rbis? why stop there? at this rate, he won the super bowl, the nba finals and the world series before lunch. the panel keeps asking ordinary questions, and santos keeps handing them extraordinary reasons to regret asking.
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Last night, while you were sleeping or glued to the US election results, Musk spent over six hours deleting his posts and further tightening his algorithm.
Last night, we watched as Musk systematically erased all traces of the bots and trolls he used against you.
These small details don't go unnoticed by some of us.
Perhaps they do for you, since you still consider him a genius who suffers for the poor Russians sent for money to kill Ukrainians.
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Every MAGAt in this picture has been accused, indicted, convicted of, or found civilly liable for sex crimes. Three are currently in jail.
Andrew Tate @Cobratate - Indicted/Charged with multiple counts or rape and human trafficking
Russell Brand @rustyrockets - Convicted of Rape
Donald Trump @DonaldTrump - Civilly Liable / A federal Judge stated he raped E. Jean Caroll
Mike Tyson @MikeTyson - Convicted of Rape
Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA - Civilly liable for Sexual Assault
Lawrence Taylor @LT_56 - Registered Sex Offender. Arrest for sex with a minor.
Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman - Indicted/Charged with multiple counts or rape and human trafficking
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work is done
Office Safety
1991 / United States / Barr Films
💀sound on💀
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Over 200,000 Florida republicans voted for a guy who raped his toddler grandson. But please continue to lecture about how democrats can’t be Christians
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Alex Pretti’s mama posted this today. 💔
Mrs. Pretti, we have not forgotten.
To the families of Renee Good, Juan Sebastian Guerrero (killed right here in Biddeford), Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, and everyone else murdered and harmed by ICE……
it’s time for accountability.
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Art Carney was born 108 years ago today.
Best remembered as Ed Norton, Jackie Gleason’s sidekick on The Honeymooners, Carney was one of television’s great comic actors, winning six Emmys over his career. His success extended to film. In 1975, he won the Best Actor Oscar for Harry and Tonto.
But Carney once described the piano as his “first love.”
During a 1973 appearance on The Tonight Show, he showed off his talents alongside two fellow comedy legends with musical backgrounds of their own. Johnny Carson had a lifelong passion for the drums, while Sid Caesar had once aspired to be a professional saxophonist.
Here they are playing “My Blue Heaven,” with Carney on piano, Carson on drums and Caesar on sax.
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The first two bills I will be filing this session are both by members who have ascended to higher callings.
Jon Rosenthal’s bill banning the practice of child marriage in Texas and James Talarico’s bill that would grant pregnant women the right to a divorce - because right now they cannot legally get divorced while pregnant, even if they are the victim of domestic violence.
