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Donovan Mitchell rode that rookie playoff series upset against OKC all the way into his mid 30s and got 3 max contracts kudos he would’ve been a beast at sales
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I had an alcoholic coworker who told me if you drink vodka no one can smell it and I was like dude you smell like vodka
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“Focus, Mason. Try to remember.”
On this day 16 years ago, the world of Call of Duty: Black Ops was born. What do you remember?
#Treyarch30
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What's the most attractive medicine a man can take, the CVS near me had two baddies working the counter
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Got to keep a standard
Landed in Columbus.
Guy at the rental counter - “what are you in town for?”
Me - “the football game!”
Him - “ah, bummer. We’re not very good this year.”
So this is what it’s like when (#12!!) Ohio State loses 2 games before November for the first time in 15 years.
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A kidnapped teenager was finally rescued after using Among Us to get help.
The 17-year-old had been held captive for 521 days after being lured into a meeting through Snapchat when she was just 15.
Her captor gave her a phone with no mobile data, but she managed to connect to Wi-Fi and play Among Us. She used the chat to contact another player and tell them she had been kidnapped.
That player told her mother, who contacted the FBI.
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Mississippi Democrat Scott Colom has flipped Forrest County, a once reliably Republican County named for Ku Klux Klan founder Nathan Bedford Forrest mississippifreepress.org/sco…
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Bill Skarsgård says he brings out his Pennywise voice if his kids misbehave.
“He can slip in there, slip out and then Nosferatu can pop in. There's a whole colorful bunch of schizophrenic daddy.”
(Source: @joshuahorowitz)
