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Mighty Criminal

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Your resident Goofy Goober

Joined December 2014
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woody@kissmehomie17 Jul 2023
Zyn gives you pussy cancer. Dip makes your balls bigger
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if you can’t communicate, apologize or tell the truth then you not grown yet
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billiam@BillRatchet24 Nov 2022
crazy how thanksgiving is on 4/20 this year
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woody@kissmehomie24 Nov 2022
Keep fucking with me ill spiral throw your toddler 65 yards for a touchdown
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Bbc news intrrupting dance radio 1 for queen elizabeth II death announcement perfume party maker
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todd bonzalez@doinkpatrol2 Apr 2022
mfs will hand u this and be like “u can kill it”
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Spac𝑒
@sadcrib28 Mar 2022
whoever invented math definitely had no bitches
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#DIAVOLO@saintdiavolo28 Mar 2022
To those sayin “Will Smith hitting Chris Rock is funny” i Ask u this … replace Will with the word Airplanes and Chris with the Twin towers … not laughing now are u
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Denny’s
@DennysDiner23 Mar 2022
“I doubt you could even imagine it; that which commanded the rings, giving life its fullest crispiness”. Onion Ring: The Game. #comingsoontoyourlocalDennys
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Axe@westernunion2k27 Feb 2022
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not trin@unknowntrin19 Feb 2022
batman with robert and zoë is like no way home with tom and zendaya but for people who have sex
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dev@devvvrobot9 Feb 2022
Not having had covid yet is starting to feel like a new type of virginity
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new mitski album
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Forgetting taking your AirPods to school will ruin your whole day
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Air forces and little Caesar’s prices went up and now Rihanna pregnant what the fuck is Biden doing in the office
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Noah ✵
@noahdonotcare27 Jan 2022
fuck a breakup u ever close ur apps and accidentally close the music app
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Real Mfs never study for tests they just believe in themselves
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@elonmusk16 Jan 2022
Good thing I never tweet anything controversial
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