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Your resident Goofy Goober

Joined December 2014
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When your friend brings dank food over. @ProSyndicate
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“My big penis will keep me warm” - Land
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Zyn gives you pussy cancer. Dip makes your balls bigger
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Replying to @SheaMarie14
I’m only liking this tweet so I can save it to shame you a year from now
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Replying to @SheaMarie14
@SheaMarie14 Dak, in fact, did not get that Super Bowl.
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Blasting Niggas in Paris walking into this final to boost confidence .
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if you can’t communicate, apologize or tell the truth then you not grown yet
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Walmart Tires > Les Schwab Tires No Sales and Service Professional can tell me different.
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crazy how thanksgiving is on 4/20 this year
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Keep fucking with me ill spiral throw your toddler 65 yards for a touchdown
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Brigham talking about his girl “if she came home from work, I would not suck her toes “,
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Bbc news intrrupting dance radio 1 for queen elizabeth II death announcement perfume party maker
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Replying to @Epaddjp10
I think Batting Average is a great way to get a feel for a player’s hitting performance, but it’s not the end all be all of a player’s hitting performance. There are plenty of hitting stats to consider when evaluating a player.
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mfs will hand u this and be like “u can kill it”
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whoever invented math definitely had no bitches
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To those sayin “Will Smith hitting Chris Rock is funny” i Ask u this … replace Will with the word Airplanes and Chris with the Twin towers … not laughing now are u
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