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mutantmonkeybutt

@60YOGamer

Pinball Arcade Fortnite Life is not a race. Unless it is to find a Nation.

 Goulburn Valley Australia
Joined October 2022
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Mutantmonkeybutt is when it is your turn to name another cat.
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Hey @grok I've noticed my feed has been full lately of people asking you stuff. I know I don't have a blue tick anymore but was wondering if you would indulge me in reciprocal Knock Knock jokes? I will go 1st. KNOCK KNOCK.
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Bloody over achiever - I had only trained him to get both balls.
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Me trying to explain to the wife why I need 6 balls to play with 4 dogs.
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Everyone on X should have a song that best describes them. This is mine. youtube.com/watch?v=Uz1Jwyxd…
The Hives - Hate to Say I Told You So (Official Music Video)

The Hives - Hate to Say I Told You So (Official Music Video)

The Hives - Hate to Say I Told You SoListen to the album "The Hiv...

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Happy 50 year anniversary Mt Buller Primary School for the Class of 1976.🎆 That's me 2nd from right.😆
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To all the blokes like me that struggle thinking what to get the missus every Xmas. Consider a novelty toilet seat. The look on her face when she realises what she just unwrapped - priceless. Added bonus of pointing out that every time its used she will think its Christmas!!!
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#Fortnite is in my profile because for the last 3 chapters I have been in the top 500 in the world in the solo TRN ranking. Best of all, when you earn that badge you are officially a level above the legend badge. Which I remind my wife of 35 years regularly.
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Mutantmonkeybutt is when it’s your turn to name a cat and make it as politely embarrassing as you can for your wife to callout at dinner time.
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