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Man. 6ft5. Top 0.07% FPL Player

Joined April 2014
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
liking sports is so crazy your team has one good game and suddenly life is worth living and everything is beautiful and you don’t have to worry about anything
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
A lot of moms do this. They never go to the movie late because "it's a school night." They leave the game with 8 minutes left in the 4th "to beat traffic." They just race through life to meet the schedule. Look up from your highlightered and sticky noted planner, and live!
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
i wish parents understood how mentally draining this is to a kid. it does nothing but lead to them being adults who have a fear of failure and think their life is meaningless/over when said failure happens
bro i had below 80 on ONE exam😭😭
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
I do really like James Acaster but if I was so vehemently against the idea of possibly having to be a traitor, I would simply just not accept an offer to appear on a TV show called The Celebrity Traitors
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
Sometimes I think it’s time to stop tweeting things like “They appointed the Lokomotiv Moscow director of football, who had managed one top-flight season in the previous decade (when he appointed himself as manager)” and then I see a tweet like this nitter.gq/sampilger/status/21147…
Eddie Howe would be the most underwhelming appointment as Manchester United manager for nearly 50 years since Dave Sexton?
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
This famously stops after college
I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
Do you guys know how often he does that bullshit. On both wings, then jogs back like nothing happened.
Dalot is among players that have Zero football IQ.
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
> is a stay at home wife (not mother) > husband works full time > she does house chores and grocery shopping for a grand total of 2 people > wants to stop doing chores > husband laughs and says no > suggests getting a maid, husband says no > crashes out on reddit It takes minutes of time per day to keep a house clean with only 2 people living in it. You dont need a vacation from this.
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
Going over to a girls apartment is always like this. They always have fake rules. Can’t sit there. Dont touch that. No ice for water. One girl didn’t want me to walk on her white rug on the floor. She put a white rug in the middle of the room you couldn’t walk on. Insufferable
I don’t want to live like this, am I going to have to live like this when I get married? If I’m thirsty I want to grab any cup and not think about if it’s the right one or not 😩
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
Horrible topic btw. If you have a partner and never show them you desire them, then smth is wrong on YOUR side. And the “i was busy, i was stressed i had lots to do” doesnt mean shit, its an easy excuse to avoid responsibility. Cuddles dont take energy. Snuggled dont take energy. Love doesnt take energy. Going up to ur partner and just cuddling them tight and kissing them takes no energy, yet it shows love. Love is sharing with someone your personal space. And i think it was pretty silly that he stop initiating, it showed obviously that ur the problem and all you can do is go “he tested me! So mean! How could he” how could he? HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE HIM FOR THIS LONG AND MAKE YOURSELF THE VICTIM?! seriously how DARE you?! FOR ONE GOD DAMN MOMENT THINK ABOUT HOW U MADE HIM FEEL, THINK HOW IT FEELS TO BE UNLOVED BY SOMEONE YOU LOVE DEARLY. u dont deserve no fucking pity
My husband told me he had stopped initiating sex because he wanted to see how long I could go without noticing that something was wrong in our marriage. I thought he was joking. He wasn’t. It started on a Friday night when he tried to get intimate with me after a stressful week. I told him I was exhausted and wanted to sleep. He kissed my forehead and said, “Okay, goodnight.” I didn’t think twice about it. The following week, he didn’t initiate anything. I assumed he was busy or tired, just like I had been. Two weeks passed. Then three. He was still a good husband. He paid bills, helped around the house, asked about my day, and never complained about anything.
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
You see that job that you are currently in but hate it. Stick at it.
BREAKING: The Office for National Statistics has announced that the rate of UK unemployment has fallen to 4.7% 📉
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
Someone could probably write a book (if they haven’t already) about the cycle of technology productizing the removal of friction in the name of convenience only for us to discover that the friction was a load-bearing part of the social compact.
Someone told me he thinks dating apps are bad because they let you access connection without having any motion in your life. Normally meeting people requires going out into the world, entering new scenes and navigating unfamiliar situations. You have to be living a life that brings you into contact with other people. Dating apps let you order connection without doing any of that work
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
Replying to @majamediaco
goes for so many things in modern life
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
My type of CF. Absolute handful.
🚨🚨| 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Manchester United are INTERESTED in Bayer Leverkusen’s Christian Kofane and have recently made contact with his representatives. [@Sport_Witness] #mufc 🔴
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
First date question “Have you opted out of your pension?”
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Fairs triple lock discourse has reached "if NI wasn't enough we also paid VAT"
If you are only counting their NI contributions. Do you know what VAT is?
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
what is even the point of living without a beautiful woman to ragebait
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
there are people who play the LinkedIn games every day and they just live among us. very scary
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Dru (Bald Bryan Backer) retweeted
Mbeumo 8 CF starts for Utd Won 7 Drawn 1 4 goals & 1 assist
Replying to @RonnLennon
do you have a stat for Mbuemo at CF for United?
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