Snarky Scotch Doc

The fact that people have their money forcibly taken from them by the government and then are happy to get a "refund" is a testament to the "success" of government education #FairTax

But did you enjoy the pizza Gary?

People who do not understand or appreciate sarcasm are the mosquitoes of the internet.

Government hard at work shafting private practice. The 2027 Medicare Fee Schedule is final: a 2.31% pay cut for every specialty, with ENT, derm, hand surgery & ortho hit hardest. Private practices can't bill facility fees, so many sell to hospitals and patients pay more.

Stocks on Sale today!

Donald Trump: the quintessential Democrat! Dude provided more power to the Democrats than Obama!

Nothing says I don't give a damn if I get this job like showing up for your interview in fishnet stockings and jet black lipstick. Can't believe I woke up early and drove down town for this crap 😡

Got all my Christmas shopping done this morning. Hope everyone likes Halloween costumes and candy.

I've come to accept, that I do suffer from: Procaffinating A tendency to not start anything, until I've had my first cup of coffee.

We emptied a few bottles. The Glenugie 1977 27yr was one of the victims!

If you ever get the opportunity to drink whisky from North Port Distillery, do it!

Don’t fock with the clock!

So, I just had the good fortune to interact with a person who ate a little too much candy, that she probably repurposed from her kids, with a blood sugar of 826.. Whoopsie!!

Successful people don't have fewer problems. They have determined that nothing will stop them from going forward.

Hey parents remember to take away 35% of your kid's candy for those that did not go collecting last night. Tell them it's tax and it's the way the government works.

What’s better than Brora? Two Broras!!

Me: my prescription authentication isn’t working IT: your ticket number is.. Me: when will it be fixed? IT: don’t know (click) Why can’t I get a job like that?