Just Drams. Some Politics. Some ER Medicine. Shakey Morals. Free Bad Medical Advice. No Political Correctness
USA
Joined December 2009
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Snarky Scotch Doc retweeted
“We closed your IT ticket because you didn’t respond to the email we sent to the computer that isn’t working. Fuck you.”
-IT
Snarky Scotch Doc retweeted
If you increase your font size by 1 point every time you respond to someone in an email, eventually they'll stop emailing you.
Snarky Scotch Doc retweeted
American Airlines is resuming flights between Venezuela and New York City. GREAT NEWS for people trying to flee a third world communist shithole and go to VENEZUELA.
Snarky Scotch Doc retweeted
🚨Just in: NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte shocks the world world by saying President Trump is right about Greenland:
“Trump is right. We have to do more there! We have to protect the Arctic against Russian and Chinese influence!”
Snarky Scotch Doc retweeted
YouTuber Jesse James West held a competition to see who’s stronger between tall, strong bodybuilder women and strong dwarf men.
> Dwarf men easily crushed them
> Women were very egoistic, serious, and competitive
> While men were just having fun
Why is gender equality forced when the difference in ability is pretty clear?
Snarky Scotch Doc retweeted
this is shocking:
> US collects $2.4T in income tax, but spends $1.5T on fraud
> if we didn't have to pay for fraud, only $900b would need to be collected
> this means anyone with less 500k in income could pay *literally $0* in income tax
we don't need to raise taxes. we need to cut fraud
Snarky Scotch Doc retweeted
😂 - Hilarious.
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Snarky Scotch Doc retweeted
She just won the internet — hands down the best reporting on the current Iran situation.😂😭😂
Snarky Scotch Doc retweeted
A new study found that eating well and keeping belly fat low in midlife leads to better brain connectivity and sharper thinking at age 70.
The biggest flex isn’t a Rolex or a Lambo. It’s staying lean, sharp, and youthful while everyone else fades.
Snarky Scotch Doc retweeted
5 years old - Mom, I love you.
12 years old - Mom, I can't stand you.
16 years old - My mother is very annoying.
18 years old - I'm leaving this house.
25 years old - Mom, you were right.
30 years old - I want to go to my mom's house.
50 years old - I don't want to lose my mother.
70 years old - I would give up everything to have my mom here with me.
You only have one mom. Take care of her while she's still alive.
