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Mr Chained Blue Lightnin

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Joined July 2014
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no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school
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Every Time I Die (Andy Williams/Butcher) perform on Kimmel in 2007.
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Babe wake up it’s the dawn of a new social contagion more horrifying than anything we’ve ever seen
Mom allegedly hanged 2-year-old son she called the 'anti-Christ' - hours after discussing Lindsay Clancy case with friends trib.al/sLKsEYx
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Tennessee tribute to Dolly at halftime was phenomenal #Vols
🤖 Made with AI
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Bold blocking scheme there on a 3rd down
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Remarkable statistic: Prior to Western Michigan, college football teams were 110,352 - 0 when leading after the end of regulation, dating back to 1869.
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They just want hecking healthcare
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25 years of economic decline in the UK
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Society: “you can’t just murder your kids” Women: “it’s ok I have a doctor’s note”
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The reason people hate flock cameras is that they know the government will not use them to lock up the insane depraved criminals who will stab you while you walk through Times Square but will instead mail you a ticket for speeding on an empty highway at 2AM.
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Orca flings pregnant stingray into the air & her pups go flying out 🫣 [🎥: via/ bringasdive]
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Days of Thunder. Summer 2028.
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This clip perfectly embodies the uselessness of so many of our politicians. Senator Blumenthal (from my home state of Connecticut), holds a press conference on train safety. Blumenthal breaks the rules, walks too close to the edge, and almost gets hit by a train. 🤣
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Flock CEO says Americans must "compromise" on their privacy.
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South Carolina Is Coming for a Playoff Spot @GamecockFB
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Just imagine what they could have done with Flock cameras deployed in large numbers.
Kentucky will record license plates of those who show up to any mass gatherings, such as church services, and will provide that info to local health departments, who will in turn order those individuals to be quarantined for 14 days, Gov. Andy Beshear says cnn.it/3ebJ7xv
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The NFL after the World Cup is finally over and they can revert all the natural grass back to artificial turf for the league's biggest stars to tear their ACLs on
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"George c'mon you want to get enough money to move outta your parents right? This is how we get you the money to do it." "KRAMER WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU GOTTEN ME INTO"
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The judge in Tuscaloosa The process server in Athens The compliance officer in Knoxville The casino owner in Oxford The referee in Lexington The oil tycoon in Austin The used car dealer in Norman The head coach in Baton Rouge
The rest of the country coming to ask SEC fans how we can bully FIFA so they overturn Balogun suspension
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No joke, this is why Americans havent completely bought into soccer. My Achilles would literally have to be stuck on the bottom of this dudes cleat for me to carry on like that. This joker got the call, stood up, and played the rest of the match. And Balogun gets the rest of this match, and the next, a win or go home off the pitch. Clown stuff
This play is being reviewed for a potential red card against the US
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