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San Francisco, CA
Joined November 2021
I absolutely go on more walks because of my Oura ring
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My girl is a 4 and very insecure
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I’d go to war for Japan. Any time, any place.
I asked 30 Japanese 12-year-olds one question. "What do you think of when you hear 'America'?" (My nephew's teacher let me visit his class. I was not prepared.) "Hamburgers the size of my head." "Everything is big. Even the milk." "Cowboys." Then a boy asked me, "Do cowboys still exist?" I said yes. The whole class cheered. "They went to the moon." I told them only Americans have ever walked on it. The room went completely silent. Respect. "The best baseball in the world. Even Ohtani had to go there." "Superheroes. They all live in New York." Then a quiet girl in the back raised her hand. "My grandma says when the tsunami came, American soldiers came to help her town. She still has a photo with them on her fridge." Nobody said anything for a while. Then the teacher asked, "Who wants to go to America someday?" Every hand went up. Including the teacher's.
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God thank you for this gift of a day and please give us another tomorrow amen
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You okay babe? You’ve barely touched your botnet of zombie PHP servers
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Deeply socially ill people who should be imprisoned to protect the rest of society like we do with violent criminals
"Call Her Daddy" host Alex Cooper & actress Sophia Bush: if a woman is questioning whether she can do better than her current husband, "the answer is always yes." "This idea that it's too late or you're too old, or who are you to want more, that's patriarchy. That is crazy."
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Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican
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St Carlo Acutis went through the process of finding product market fit with a tech product and was successful
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Someday John Goodman is going to die and we're all going to regret not appreciating him more now
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I would not be surprised if pangram was bullshit but I will say everyone who publicly comes at them does a terrible job to the point where it lends Pangram way more credibility
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Daniel retweeted
i hate this with a passion. and if you support this i need you to know, from the bottom of my heart, i hate you too
I LOVE UNDISCLOSED ADVERTISEMENTS I LOVE BREAKING FEDERAL LAW I LOVE POLLUTING THE COMMONS I LOVE ALL KINDS OF PUBLICITY
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It’s amazing how corgi rubs literally everyone the wrong way
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Do jews ever feel stressed that maybe that guy really was the messiah
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There really is no such thing as freedom for the weak in international politics. If the US were to disengage from the Middle East then Russia and China would move in. Nature abhors a vacuum
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The scariest costume this year is a side letter with pro rata rights
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Just read Trump was doing a campaign rally in Kansas, it is so over for the Republican party
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I love the variety of cultures that come together on x dot com
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American politics is insane bro
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Catholic priests being celibate makes them extremely interesting. Perfect sigma males. Someone you can go talk to who is totally outside the game
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