I like my chili on spaghetti & my burritos in bowls. Tweeting live and in High Definition from Indy-IN or Cincy-OH.

Joined July 2009
Replying to @nypost
“Hi, I wanted to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty.”
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Dementia Don bought a bunch of .si domains months ago to try and make more $, and is now butthurt nobody is partaking in another grift.
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This is what it looks like when somebody is 100% out of bounds
Do people readily know “percent”
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Full circle comedy. IND traded the # 13 pick in ‘20 to SF for Buckner. This was coming off a season that Luck retired on them & included a QB class of Burrow, Tua, Herbert, Hurts. Instead of using that pick in a package to trade up for a QB, they traded it to SF & signed Rivers.
Comp update: 49ers are trading a 2027 fourth-round to the Colts for DeForest Buckner.
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Huge win for Cincinnati. Proud of the entire team, but special shout out to Ja'Marr Chase, an amazing talent, who made my little six-year-old's year by noticing his football gloves. It's early, but I think the Bengals are going to make a run. Who Dey!
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If your “Christianity” needs to be saved by politicians, it’s not real Christianity.
"We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window…” - Eric Trump, son of President Donald Trump. @atrupar.
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Joe Burrow on the Bengals aggressiveness: “That’s who we have to be. We have too many great players on offense to be conservative.” #Bengals
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Imagine the bottomless narcissism required to stand on a stage and clutch a framed, Microsoft Word-templated certificate declaring you "Man of the Century".
Here’s a closer pic of the “award” Trump received REUTERS/Evan Vucci
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Alex retweeted
the vivek ramaswamy hail mary was: listen up liberals, my opponent was sexually abused as child
NEW ALL-TIME HIGH: Amy Acton has an 80% chance to win the Ohio Governor race
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Trump dazzled rallygoers with his plan to upgrade from renaming lakes to renaming oceans
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THE PACERS BIG 3 IN THEIR DEBUT Tyrese Haliburton: 23 points - 12 assists Pascal Siakam: 30 PTS - 8 REB Ivica Zubac: 16 PTS - 14 REB - 2 BLK
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Jarace Walker is single-handedly killing the Pacers on both ends tonight.
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Zero Doubt.
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“I don’t understand why people don’t like Shai…” Your honor, I present exhibit A.
It’s now a foul on the defender if he doesn’t touch Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. To be fair, Harper did make contact with SGA’s shoulder…when Shai threw it into Harper’s chest 😂😂
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LFG! Public enemy number 1 is back tonight.
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He’s one ministroke away from admitting he did, in fact, blow Clinton.
Trump on Jon Husted: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"
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🎤 from tommy's ig! @ somekidtommy
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This is what I mean when I try telling people IN who think we should be on CT, how stupid of an idea that is. This is the sunset time in only November. Now skip ahead to the dead of winter and see how bad it gets. I get wanting some more light in the AM but PM>AM ☀️ 100/100 times
The clocks fall back a week from Sunday. This is what time the sun goes down that day where you live.
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The Tampa Bay Rays didn’t exist the last time the Cincinnati Reds won a playoff series. The Rays have appeared in three World Series since.
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Grindr already exists
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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Ted Nugent was banging an underage girl when he was 30, and got her parents to give him legal custody of her so he could take her on tour with him. The Epstein class is MAGA.
Nugent: We could eliminate the Democrat Party. That's the goal. They're not Democrats, they're Communists! I want them out of here!
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