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Wise man say: "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza." shy nerdy dudes random thoughts, possibly autistic 18+ violently sarcastic

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Joined November 2024
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A thread of insults
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He tolerated it at least 3x longer than I would’ve
Genuinely lost all my respect towards joe bart🫩
poptart retweeted
Seeing Americans coaching french people on how to properly insult us feels like this
Now we’re cooking 😭😭😭
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She literally admitted to likin him in the scene at the cinema
Pourquoi tlm pense que Talia et Roman ont une romance alors que c’est montré EXPLICITEMENT que seul Roman développe de l’intérêt envers elle. Talia trouve mimi qu’il soit gêné autour d’elle mais ça se voit qu’elle ressent rien pour lui wth #CyberpunkEdgerunners2
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i want a blowjob but instead i’m at a job that blows #work
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it’s shocking to me how many people actually use chat gpt every single day. it was great when everyone had to do the research on something instead of getting fed random info from a bot.
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the worst part about being a beekeeper is kissing all 30,000 bees goodnight i bet
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Saw this at 10PM on the dot.
Decided to drop this since it's the only version I got left
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Man, the "French" really cannot slander for shit.
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how the french look trying to rip on america using the same 3 jokes we’ve been hearing & making for ages
Les étudiants états-uniens quand ils se rendent compte que aujourd’hui ils ont pas eu leurs school shooting quotidien
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poptart retweeted
You are not ready for what the official Cyberpunk account is replying to 😭😭😭😭
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poptart retweeted
edaters giving head call that lap top
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poptart retweeted
How it feels being excited to hear American slander but it’s all school shootings and fat jokes
Les américains quand tu leur donne de l eau mais quelle est pas sucré
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poptart retweeted
PEDOPHILIA IS WORSE THAN ABORTIONS. PEDOPHILIA IS WORSE THAN ABORTIONS. PEDOPHILIA IS WORSE THAN ABORTIONS.
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It’s only Wednesday?!?!?
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I'm gonna say it too. I'm tired of seeing AI. I'm tired of being told to use AI. I'm tired to hear how "AI is the future". I'm tired of AI. I'm tired. I want humans around me.
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cyberpunk is full of memeable things that just happen to you while playing. 0 scripting necessary
The funniest part about this image is the fact it’s just a straight up screenshot. No editing needed or anything, just pure game.
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Phasmophobia
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