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Andy Burns

@AWBAWB

O dark thirty go, a slow jog at 5 AM, seasonal winning

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Joined August 2009
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Hi, ER Doc here. I use this account to teach people about medical emergencies. It’s my 10 year Twitter anniversary today and would love to hit 650K followers to be able to reach more people. Can I get some follows and RTs to help me get there?
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Overheard: If George Santos were a drag queen, he would be Miss Representative.
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The Onion
@TheOnion29 Dec 2022
Biden Shoots Self In Foot In Hopes Of Getting Discharged From Presidency theonion.com/our-annual-year…
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Dave Blass
@DaveBlass27 Dec 2022
Star Trek predicted desktop computers, cds, flip phones, but I wonder if the creature in "Day of the Dove" is a version of Social Media. Thriving on the hate between warring sides. Growing more powerful the more hate feeds it.
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The Onion
@TheOnion27 Dec 2022
Crypto Confidence Soars After CEO Defrauds Customers Just Like Real Bank theonion.com/our-annual-year…
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HOLY SHIT, what a photo! Check out the reflection. 👀
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The Hill
@thehill7 Dec 2022
BREAKING: Zelensky named Time magazine "Person of the Year" #TimePOY trib.al/6QEXdDk
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The cruel winter is here. My rage will keep me warm. My armoured beast will bring the heat.
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SpaceX
@SpaceX28 Nov 2022
Targeting Wednesday, November 30 at 3:39 a.m. ET for Falcon 9’s launch of ispace’s HAKUTO-R Mission 1 – the first privately-led Japanese mission to land on the lunar surface → spacex.com/launches
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The Onion
@TheOnion22 Nov 2022
HR Director Reminds Employees That Any Crying Done At Office Must Be Work-Related bit.ly/3XbZGzT
Man at a desk with his head in his hand.

ALT Man at a desk with his head in his hand.

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Webinar Wrap-Up: Enterprise Roll-Up Properties for News & Media ift.tt/2p2rmsW
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FBI
@FBI3 Oct 2016
If you have been the victim of internet fraud, file a complaint with the #FBI ic3.gov/complaint/splash.asp… #CyberAware
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Only those who constantly retool themselves stand a chance of staying employed in the years ahead. - Tom Peters
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It’s #SpaceWeek on our Instagram, too! Follow @energy for images & video like this: instagram.com/p/3rb2J_LTb_/ nitter.gq/ENERGY/status/60801242…
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'Big Data, No Hype' Join us for innovative Big Data, BI tools, and techniques. goo.gl/lVCUAA #bigdata @AWBAWB @thecircuit_
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"[People] are not linear and not even decently nonlinear." --@TotherAlistair #AgileSoftwareDevelopment
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The Onion
@TheOnion23 Aug 2014
Report: 79 Percent Of Minority Suspects Receive Miranda Rights While Unconscious onion.com/1oZQNGI
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U.S. Navy
@USNavy23 Aug 2014
#USNavy Carl Vinson (@CVN70) Carrier Strike Group heads out on deployment 1.usa.gov/1tBrtFj
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