You don’t truly love yourself, until you start using wet wipes.
Henderson, NV
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4: mommy I’m just sorry *hugs*
Me: for what?
4: for later.
WTF What’s going to happen later?!?
Las Vegas is becoming Westeros. And more than ever now that the north is to be its own nation!
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I’ve been on here for 5 years?! That’s crazy! Well I’ve met some pretty awesome people here and even have new friends, so thank you! Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
I had some punk kid tell me how COVID wasn’t real. It was meant to scare society.
So how did I catch something that intense twice with positive testing? Or hospitalized for two days? And please explain my friends and family dying?
Get your shit together. 😒
So I’ve been thinking of that song heal the world by Michael Jackson… you think he was actually helping us “heal the world?”
Why is the Cheesecake Factory different on the Big Bang Theory?
@bigbangtheory @TheCCF
Just finished #lastmanonearth …. I think Will Forte foresaw COVID how crazy is that?! Thank goodness it didn’t get that bad, but DAAAYUUUUUUMMMM!!!
Trying to get that free thing, I never try. I like this app a lot, so why not right?
Help a girl out!
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So when are we officially naming this @celinedion day?
We’re all playing her music today and you know it.
Only 40 minutes into @FreeGuyMovie damn this is a good movie! Well done #RyanReynolds
Where is the most private place a mom can use the restroom? A public one. 🥺 #momlife
12 days of Christmas is some extra shit…
Girl gets 12 days of crap! Live stock might I add, and some of us are stuck here thirsty. Where’s the justice?!
Hear me out… what if hallmark got it right. And there are these weird “Christmas miracles” that happen which is how we end up with a “Merry Christmas?”
